Selling Out Has Never Felt So Good
This kind of has been a long time in the making. Today I am proud to announce that Pointless Banter has joined the B5 Media blogging network, (the third largest blogging network in the world) where basically I will be under contract and paid to write this shit. To say I have pulled one over on the man is an understatement, I mean the fact that I would ever get monetary compensation for talking about sick Japanese porn films, what girl from Just the Ten of Us I would like to sleep with, my growing disdain for academia, and my drunken misadventures is mildly shocking.
I will say that this wasn’t an easy choice and the negotiations were hard, but I enlisted the help of an agent to take care of this. With the use of modern video technology I was able to recreate the negotiations.
Nothing is really going to change around here, just the ads and what not. Also I hope to generate a little more traffic leading me to my goal of complete and utter world domination. Next week should hold a few more major announcements as well some more of my dating blogs, including me meeting with a reality show star.
Ok I am off, I am currently in Boston and need to get my ass in gear.
Congratulations! You should be getting paid! Anyone who can enjoy pudding cups after a drunken blowjob incident AND while watching 2girls 1cup has earned some form of compensation. I think?…
Kudos, eh!!!!!!
Congrats my dear Kevin…and since you sent me a proposal in an earlier blog..Does this mean i get a bigger ring ? lol Congrats again, we are happy that you can make money doing basically nothing
j/k
Congratulations! Take advantage of the man!
Enjoy Boston. You should have easy pickings this weekend, win or lose.
nice work, eh. how long you in boston for?!?
To saturday night
Your nephew is so cute.
Marvelous news, sir!
I trust the drinks are on you?
Congratulations hoser!
boston huh….i used to live there…only in the ghetto…
So then i can say i met you when you were a nobody, before you became famous. Maybe i could sell my story of how we met…..
congrats kev
it would have been better if you’d thrown in a soh-rry. or said mazda and pasta with a short a sound. man, when i saw a mazda commercial in canada i was like, “that is so not how you say mazda…freakin’ weirdos.” but they all have hinged heads so i quickly forgave them being that they’re “special” and all.
That kid is too cute! But to end it, I think you should have had Make it Rain playin in the background and the kid throwing up the money. You know, just a suggestion.
Congrats Kevin!!!
Outstanding, Kevin. And to think that “we knew you when…”
Onward and upward!
Would you have ever thought? Congratulations Kevin and I hope this will bring you everything you desire. Be happy. “Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!”
“I don’t know A-BOOT that.” LOL.
Btw, Strange Brew is AWESOME.
Is your English accent that good?
Congratulations.
That was truly hilarious. I work there and always get emails about “how’s the weather in lovely Canada” type stuff. I’m not actually from there so it’s odd. I’ve never even been there. Everyone just associates it with Canada. b5 is nice though. This will be a cool add.
OK am I the only one who initially read that as the ‘BS’ Media blogging network and thought, well that’s clearly no surprise?
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I think any deal that is aboot you joining with Canadians as we take over is a good thing.
Congrats eh
Nice work. Well done
Congratulations. You have worked hard for this and I hope it works out for you.
Did I mention that I LOVE your nephew?! If I ever have any (ugh…) I hope they are as adorable as he is!!
you rock kevin!
good news, lots of luck with your move
he is too cute