I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!

It is no secret that I don’t like small dogs. Now when I say small dogs it isn’t like a beagle or dogs like that, I am talking about dogs that people carry with them as a personal accessory in Louis Vuitton bags or bring them wherever they go like a child. I don’t get [...]

Celebrity Sperm is More Potent and Magical

Recently there was an article, wait can I even call it an article? Let me start over… Recently there was a crappy time wasting post on yahoo about the spike in celebrities having twins. Of course this spiked the little scientist in me and I wanted to find out if celebrity sperm was more potent.
My [...]

Someone needs to buy a mirror

So I was surfing around the internet today looking for the typical stories that hold my interest. You know things like dumb deaths, crooked politicians, or a celebrity going to rehab and saw a video on CNN.com entitled, “Too Pretty To Fly”.

Whoa, slow down there. I don’t know Miss Nisreen Swedberg but have you walked [...]

I’m an adult now, I bought a major appliance

On Sunday I finished the moving in process with going to Best Buy to buy a washer and dryer. The apartment I am renting doesn’t have a set included but it has a spacious laundry room next to the bathroom so I figured I might as well take the plunge. I thought about buying one [...]

5 Things the Interweb Has Ruined For Me

While I am a fan on the internet I have to say that sometimes too much of it is a bad thing, lately I have realized that the interweb has totally killed things that I used to find funny or that I liked. Just because I get overexposed to things and the joy is totally [...]

Who would you do: Vicki Iseman vs. Lindsay Lohan vs. A Young Willie Aames

I have “Groovy Kind of Love” by Phil Collins stuck in my head right now and I want to jump out the window to make it end. Instead I decided to write a blog answering the biggest question I have been asked all week, “What do you think about the Lohan pictures?”
There is no secret [...]