I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!

It is no secret that I don’t like small dogs. Now when I say small dogs it isn’t like a beagle or dogs like that, I am talking about dogs that people carry with them as a personal accessory in Louis Vuitton bags or bring them wherever they go like a child. I don’t get [...]

Celebrity Sperm is More Potent and Magical

Recently there was an article, wait can I even call it an article? Let me start over… Recently there was a crappy time wasting post on yahoo about the spike in celebrities having twins. Of course this spiked the little scientist in me and I wanted to find out if celebrity sperm was more potent.
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Someone needs to buy a mirror

So I was surfing around the internet today looking for the typical stories that hold my interest. You know things like dumb deaths, crooked politicians, or a celebrity going to rehab and saw a video on CNN.com entitled, “Too Pretty To Fly”.

Whoa, slow down there. I don’t know Miss Nisreen Swedberg but have you walked [...]

I’m an adult now, I bought a major appliance

On Sunday I finished the moving in process with going to Best Buy to buy a washer and dryer. The apartment I am renting doesn’t have a set included but it has a spacious laundry room next to the bathroom so I figured I might as well take the plunge. I thought about buying one [...]

Chattin with Paps and Gram Gram

Old married people have been together so long that they have no idea what to talk about anymore.  This morning I was having breakfast at a diner, just chillin, reading the paper, discussing major movie roles with my agent via cell phone.  Ya know, the usual.  Well anyway, behind me was this absolutely ancient couple, [...]

5 Things the Interweb Has Ruined For Me

While I am a fan on the internet I have to say that sometimes too much of it is a bad thing, lately I have realized that the interweb has totally killed things that I used to find funny or that I liked. Just because I get overexposed to things and the joy is totally [...]