When talking about ex girlfriends it is easy to talk about the trophy girls, the girls that when you look back on you have no idea how you ended up dating them. Talking about them is always a boost to the ego and legitimizes your complete existence, which we all need from time to time [...]
With the writers’ strike going on in Hollywood the late night television shows that returned to air without writers have been having trouble finding guests because actors are refusing to cross the picket lines. Now I have no moral qualms about crossing the picket lines because who the hell am I? It isn’t like any [...]
So I am down for the count with strep throat and a 101 degree fever. Right now I am pretty much attached to the couch and can’t move. The new Pop Crunch Show came out so I figured I would share. Hopefully I feel like writing something tomorrow morning.
Today I am home sick with the worst case of the flu I have had in my entire life. My mouth and ass are acting like a faucet that has a leakage problem worse than a gonorrhea infected whore, otherwise known as Courtney Love. Not only am I missing work, I am missing our yearly [...]
Let me be all self involved for a second. When I started blogging and got to a point where people started to pay some attention to me I kind of had to learn to get some thick skin. Nasty comments, messages, hate mail, and even people blogging about me was hard to deal with at [...]
On occasion I wish that I could be female…well an attractive female. Mostly whenever I get pulled over for speeding, have to wait in line, or when I want someone to buy me a drink. When you are an attractive female all those situations are improved by your looks. The only other time I wish [...]
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