Please delete your animated porn links
I was in my Monday evening class last night and we were talking about the new web mail interface at our school. Each person in class was to evaluate a different design principle, pretty much a standard and uneventful class. I sat there thinking about what I was going to eat when I got out of class and anything else to pass the time… like important things like do I have a little piece of glass in the bottom of my left foot.
The professor logged onto his web mail and put it on the overhead projector so we could evaluate a common setup. Of course as soon as he logs in I start staring at what he has in his inbox. About 2/3 of the way down the screen there is a reply to an e-mail with the subject: animated porn. Then a few more e-mails below that that there was another e-mail with the same subject line.
As the professor continued to lecture I had to hold back my laughter and wonderment of what the hell animated porn was. I wanted to know if anyone else noticed it and I swiveled my head around nonchalantly. Everyone was too busy playing on their own computer or reading over their notes for what they were going to say. I think I was the only one that spotted the animated porn subject, it was slowly eating me inside.
So I decided at that point to watch the professor intently to see if he gets to a moment where he awakens and notices it. I wanted to mentally log the exact moment where you can tell he notices something that could be considered offensive to some people with lesser sensibilities. About five minutes went by before he was moving around the cursor on the screen and it hovered near one of the links, he kind of hopped back and then quickly went to another screen.
Now at this point he was left with a choice, he could just avoid going back to his inbox as the lecture continued or he could go back and ignore that those e-mails were there. What do you think he went with? Option number three which was to go back while people were talking about the interface, hoping the class was distracted and delete them.
You see I disagree with this move because I think it only draws more attention to the subject lines of those messages. Of course he went to delete them and I heard a giggle or two in the classroom.
Part of me wanted to leap to my feet and say, “I like animated porn too, don’t be ashamed.” But I don’t think I have ever watched animated porn and I don’t know that cartoon chicks having sex would turn me on, unless it was Betty Rubble. Instead I sat there letting him melt away with an overriding sense of perversion encompassing him.
What a kinky bitch.
So um, anyone up for some animated porn?
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On 01/29/08 at 8:26 am
Rickey Henderson said:
Say what you want, but Jessica Rabbit is one hot number.
On 01/29/08 at 8:58 am
kevin said:
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
On 01/29/08 at 8:58 am
hands off the diet coke said:
Hentai there is no limits. Gallons of semen. I bet he was discussing hentai with another professor.
On 01/29/08 at 9:01 am
kevin said:
Big semen fan eh?
On 01/29/08 at 9:00 am
Aymie said:
Hey a couple animated porns I’ve seen were really hot. I’m just sick, don’t worry about my opinion.
On 01/29/08 at 9:02 am
kevin said:
How am I missing the animated porn boat?
On 01/29/08 at 9:19 am
kate said:
can’t get into it. i watch way too much cartoons to see them doing each other.
On 01/29/08 at 10:04 am
Josh said:
2 girls 1 cup, the animated series.
On 01/29/08 at 10:53 am
Mndygirl said:
lol, how do you stay quiet for that?? I doubt I could have. I actually got an email once full of the Flintstones gettin freaky. And I mean all of them. Fred with Betty, Barney with Wilma, dino even made an appearance. I actually think it’s still in my yahoo box of 1800 emails if you want to see it lol
On 01/29/08 at 11:08 am
Ann Clemmons said:
I don’t know if I laughed more from the post or the comments~ (LOL) And you know I’m not surprised by The Flintstones- they’ve always seemed like “swingers” if you ask me…
Ann
On 01/29/08 at 11:14 am
Mndygirl said:
I made a drunken gravatar lol
On 01/29/08 at 11:51 am
Kevin said:
Drunken gravatars rule
On 01/29/08 at 11:27 am
Beth said:
I don’t know if it’s really porn..but Heavy Metal rocked.
On 01/29/08 at 12:20 pm
Andrea said:
Porn is porn…animated or not. How ya been Kevin, I haven’t commented in a long while, but I’ve been reading. Don’t know if you remember me…the nipple pierced Andrea from MI? I probably need to get ya a pic…great blog, you fuckin kill me
On 01/29/08 at 12:22 pm
Kevin said:
You had me at nipple pierced
On 01/29/08 at 1:09 pm
Andrea said:
You always were a fan of the nipples…
On 01/29/08 at 12:30 pm
Marcie said:
I watched animated porn…they were jappanesse school girls who had sex with everyone in their town…
it was funny as hell
Im still trying to figure out why my boyfriend owns it.
On 01/29/08 at 12:51 pm
penny lane said:
so, do you have a small piece of “class” in the bottom of your left foot? sorry, busting balls is my favorite… also, at least he deleted that email with the subject line “re: that little shit Kevin in Monday pm class”. i bet professors LOVE having comedians in their class.
On 01/29/08 at 12:57 pm
Kevin said:
Nice I just fixed that
On 01/29/08 at 1:50 pm
mistakenone said:
What is it about cartoon porn that is so exciting? Is it like watching animals do it or peeping through keyholes or listening to the wild sounds of love making?
hmmm need i askkkk lol I make the Sims 2 do it! lmao and damn should they have those babies. do not save repeat the role :}
On 01/29/08 at 6:36 pm
LadyC said:
the Japanese are FAMOUS for their anime porn. the one I saw was the man forcefully fu**ing these women into submission, including his own STEPSISTER at their father’s wake. I believe here it’s called “rape”.
but that was just ONE. I’ve not seen anymore since, but I’m told they’re not all like that.
On 01/29/08 at 6:41 pm
Meghan said:
I hear Animated Porn Stars can go ALL NIGHT LONG!!! I wonder if they carry STDs? It’s probably called something cute like the ‘The Crummies’, or ‘The Oooo-gies’.
On 01/29/08 at 6:56 pm
Meghan said:
And check out Betty’s face in that picture! “I’m not hurting you, am I? Mister-Man!!”. SAUCY!
On 01/29/08 at 7:20 pm
V. Clev said:
Ohhhh noooooo. This guy was losing. Yup losing. I think if you have animated porn links in your inbox, this is something you should be aware of. Seriously, how do you forget?
On 01/29/08 at 7:57 pm
Isha or Aiyisha, whatever the f*ck u wanna call me. said:
HAHA I would have totally shouted him out.
On 01/29/08 at 8:14 pm
Valerie said:
Thats great, I would have laughed right away. I would never hold back at seeing something like that. hehe
On 01/30/08 at 9:22 am
tiffany p. said:
i’ve seen it before…
it’s usually anime…and very realistic.
well, as realistic as *any* porn is to what goes on in the real world of sex…(for the average shmuck, anyway)
On 02/13/08 at 9:41 am
Terence said:
LOL, I’d have publically asked him about it… LOL
On 04/11/08 at 10:33 am
Memmorium said:
Good idea!
P.S. A U realy girl?
On 05/26/08 at 7:00 pm
crack said:
my girl crazy, man!