I posted this blog on MySpace last week polling people to see if the following was too offensive, apparently it was because it was cut out of this week’s show:
In fact Britney’s recent breakdown has inspired me to reach out to her unborn niece or nephew. Here is my open letter to the unborn Spears fetus.
(Sarah pulls out a piece of notepaper.)
Dear Unborn Spears Fetus,
Hey it’s me Sarah. You don’t know me yet but I am your friend and I am looking out for you. I have to tell you something, run. I don’t know how you can escape, maybe as a discharge into the toilet or at the end of a rusty metal coat hanger but you need to get the hell out of dodge before you are born into this mess. Really I have your best interest at heart.
(Sarah looks off camera.)
Who doesn’t love abortion and miscarriage humor?
Yeah, okay, slightly offensive. Here is the show, stayed tuned for the outtakes which are funnier than the episode itself: