I Got Censored On The Pop Crunch Show
I posted this blog on MySpace last week polling people to see if the following was too offensive, apparently it was because it was cut out of this week’s show:
In fact Britney’s recent breakdown has inspired me to reach out to her unborn niece or nephew. Here is my open letter to the unborn Spears fetus.
(Sarah pulls out a piece of notepaper.)
Dear Unborn Spears Fetus,
Hey it’s me Sarah. You don’t know me yet but I am your friend and I am looking out for you. I have to tell you something, run. I don’t know how you can escape, maybe as a discharge into the toilet or at the end of a rusty metal coat hanger but you need to get the hell out of dodge before you are born into this mess. Really I have your best interest at heart.
Your Friend,
Sarah
(Sarah looks off camera.)
What?
Who doesn’t love abortion and miscarriage humor?
Yeah, okay, slightly offensive. Here is the show, stayed tuned for the outtakes which are funnier than the episode itself:
Ouch, sorry bud.
Abortion humor is fantastic.
I guess just not for youtube.
Eh, they pay me I just write it… It still kind of sucks, I know they filmed it that way
Yeah, maybe because I’m a heartless bitch, but your joke was way better. PopCrunch doesn’t appreciate your smarts.
So Sorry.
I will live to fight another day, viva la resistance
lol why they censor it?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was comedy gold!
I’m bored!
boo! your shit was better
I want to suck face with Sarah
That sucks man.. haha
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You’re going to hell. I know you’re probably cool with that and I’m sure I’m headed there myself, but I just thought I’d make sure it was said out loud. Your going to hell.
Bring beer.
Hahaha, that is so bad. However, good point, this child could very well be doomed. The Spears family is crazy!
that’ll teach ya for not taking my advice after you ask for it..
*harumph*