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I Got Censored On The Pop Crunch Show

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/17/08 @ 8:53 pm

I posted this blog on MySpace last week polling people to see if the following was too offensive, apparently it was because it was cut out of this week’s show:
In fact Britney’s recent breakdown has inspired me to reach out to her unborn niece or nephew. Here is my open letter to the unborn Spears fetus.

(Sarah pulls out a piece of notepaper.)
Dear Unborn Spears Fetus,

Hey it’s me Sarah. You don’t know me yet but I am your friend and I am looking out for you. I have to tell you something, run. I don’t know how you can escape, maybe as a discharge into the toilet or at the end of a rusty metal coat hanger but you need to get the hell out of dodge before you are born into this mess. Really I have your best interest at heart.

Your Friend,

(Sarah looks off camera.)


Who doesn’t love abortion and miscarriage humor?

Yeah, okay, slightly offensive. Here is the show, stayed tuned for the outtakes which are funnier than the episode itself:

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

12 Responses to “I Got Censored On The Pop Crunch Show”

  1. Josh says:

    Ouch, sorry bud.
    Abortion humor is fantastic.
    I guess just not for youtube.

  2. Yeah, maybe because I’m a heartless bitch, but your joke was way better. PopCrunch doesn’t appreciate your smarts.

    So Sorry.

  3. Isha or Aiyisha, whatever the f*ck u wanna call me. says:

    lol why they censor it?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was comedy gold!

  4. Susan says:

    I’m bored!

  5. kate says:

    boo! your shit was better

  6. James says:

    I want to suck face with Sarah

  7. Isaac Keyet says:

    That sucks man.. haha

    I use the revolutionary Intense Debate for my commenting.

  8. Jason Falls says:

    You’re going to hell. I know you’re probably cool with that and I’m sure I’m headed there myself, but I just thought I’d make sure it was said out loud. Your going to hell.

    Bring beer.

  9. Valerie says:

    Hahaha, that is so bad. However, good point, this child could very well be doomed. The Spears family is crazy!

  10. Tiffany P. says:

    that’ll teach ya for not taking my advice after you ask for it..

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