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I Want to Adopt This Kid

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/12/08 @ 11:54 am

Let me be all self involved for a second. When I started blogging and got to a point where people started to pay some attention to me I kind of had to learn to get some thick skin. Nasty comments, messages, hate mail, and even people blogging about me was hard to deal with at first. I didn’t know how to respond or handle it, it took me awhile to learn that if I just ignore it and press on I am a happier person. I am kind of going through it all over again.

The Pop Crunch show is something that I have been involved with for awhile now as head writer, the show is starting to take off. At the time I am writing this one of our episodes has over 125,000 views on youtube in less than a week and with the attention has come a lot of nasty comments. At first, just like when I started blogging, I got defensive and wanted to fire back. It took me a few days to calm down and get my head back on straight, just knowing that I can’t look at the comments if I want my head not to explode.

One of the features on Youtube is the ability for people to post a video response to a post, this is like a step above leaving a comment. The other day I got an e-mail linking me to a video response to this Pop Crunch Show video.

Let me introduce you to blue98starwars, I think I want to adopt this kid. This was his video response that he posted on youtube and to be frank this entertains me to no end. I consider this the single greatest reaction to anything I have done on the internet.

Or here is the direct link: Watch it here

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

40 Responses to “I Want to Adopt This Kid”

  1. JiMoe says:

    Well at least he didn’t hate the writer…haha

  2. Charlotte says:

    Babe, maybe you need to find out who this kid’s mom is…and if you ever did her…

  3. Meghan says:

    Jeez! You really broke little man’s spirit. I’d respond by sending a photoshop pic of Miley being Fingercuffed by Santa and the Easter Bunny. Finish him off, Palmer.

  4. country girl says:

    LOL. I love how defensive he got…..

  5. Dana says:








    We need to share adoption rights, cuz I want that little tyke for my own, too!

  6. tiffany P. says:

    I think in 10 years he may be screaming “leave britney alooone!” with mascara running down his face.

  7. Isha or Aiyisha, whatever the f*ck u wanna call me. says:

    LOL soo cute….i wanna pinch his cheeks.

  8. Josh says:

    I smell an internet meme.

  9. That Guy says:

    i was just looking through some of the comments on the pop crunch vid, and it seems as though your work is more loved then hated.

    and yes, that kid, is something else.
    i think his mother may have been licking peyote off of Mr. Lohan’s taint during pregnancy.

  10. Melsa says:

    awwwww. he’s so sweet! can I keep him?

  11. Marjorie says:

    Why do you gotta upset the kids so much kevin?

  12. mugshot says:

    LOL I have the attention span of a fleas foreskin but that had me watching it twice haha that kid is funny.

  13. Ben Dover says:

    That kid is a poon. I say you don’t adopt him, he will surely bring much embarrassment to you and your family.

  14. em em says:

    I’m not gonna lie, it’s a little bit concerning to me that this kid is at Miley’s defensive so agressively. Kinda “leave britney alone”-ish, ya know?

  15. Miley Cyrus is like God to the tween set. Way to go Kevin. If you wind up dead, we know who to consider as suspects – the Disney Channel crowd.

    By the way, she is a slut… and a no talent hack.

  16. Dobie says:

    Wow is that kid ever hard off on Hannah Montana. I say who cares if the daughter of a “I wish I was as Famous as my hair” country wash out wants to roll around on a hotel room floor and eat candy from another chicks mouth? I mean it would be much more entertaining watching other things, but what the hell! This kid however, is definitely going to grow up and become a Chris Crocker cut out…

  17. katie says:


    He sounds like the brittney guy whatever his name was.

  18. Mandy says:

    That is so awesome I can’t even stand it.

  19. Dannillee says:

    That kid has more balls then most grown men do!!! Ha, Ha

  20. E says:

    I half expected him to pull a Chrissy Crocker.

    “Leave Hannah Montana Aloooooooonnnnneeee!”

  21. Karl Rove says:

    “Don’t ever, ever, ever talk about Miley like that again.”

    Sounds like a challenge. I think you need to up the ante on the Miley Cyrus jokes. And if her father is any indication, she’ll be out of the public eye in no time.

  22. Jessica says:

    hahahahhahahaha. now THAT is priceless.

    Also, I see this kid someday becoming a psycho stalker to …well, anyone.

  23. Abby says:

    Totally how my son would react to talkin smack about Miley…or Hilary Duff for that matter.

    Of course, we don’t have those video capabilities, so you are in luck

  24. Marcie says:

    where are this boys parents?

    hes a flake…

  25. Katie says:

    I think that kid is coming after you. Hilarious.

  26. Marcia says:

    Too much time on his hands, and he’s slipping away. Are we sure it’s a boy?

  27. Shelbsley says:

    This kid is so right…


    Oh, wait. Miley Ray IS a girl.
    Nevermind then.

  28. blue98(dude that made that video) says:

    LOL thanks for posting this!
    And thanx for all the good comments

  29. supernik says:

    link must have expired cuz it didnt work anymore by the time i got here. sorry i am sure it was good

  30. Mandygirl says:

    Daaaamn!!! I wanna see and it doesnt work anymore : (

    Boo hiss!!!

  31. Christine says:

    You can’t help but like the little guy – Kevin, adopt? Are you sure he isn’t yours anyway? ;)

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