this is me.

Also, don’t wear the same damned holey smelly outfit everynight.
Oh yeah & if you shoes are being held together by duct tape its time to get new ones.

another thing, is that most strippers talk too much. Listen, if that guy with a fake ass rolex wants to try & convice you its real, who cares? make him think you think its real. If he spends 300$ on you, does it really matter that his rolex is real of fake? hell NO.

if a customer wants to hear a certain song, 10 or 20 bucks should go to the DJ, 3 or 4 of those & then by the end of the night you tip him 10$ but he’s made so much money off you, thats not even your money out of your pocket, he doesnt always hassle you for the mandatory 10%.

When your dancing for a guy never turn your back on him unless you’re only planning on doing one dance, the longer you keep eye contact, the less time the guy has to think about how many dances he’s already had.

Don’t wear glitter or body compact concealer of any kind. Most married guys get into alot of shit when they go home & say “baby I swear we were just at Chili’s or bowling” when they come home covered with glitter and smelling the remnant of a french prositute’s chanel no. 5.

Make eye contact on the stage. I stare at every single guy individually until they blush, & 9 times out of 10 they always come tip me.

Im not giving away all my secrets, those are a few of the decent ones.

use them wisely, it does work!

One of the biggest problems with strippers, is MEN!! Believe it or not… It wouldn’t be so bad if you guys weren’t so easy… If you actually realized that you’re paying for a service, and you don’t have to take the first girl you see, and you actually think twice about who you take in the VIP… Look at it like this, when you go to the store, you buy what you want, not what someone else tells you to buy.

Sit down, have a drink and wait for a girl that is beautiful, AND interesting. If she doesn’t sit down and talk to you for a few minutes, then what makes you think she is worth your time and money. I hate when guys come to me after they’ve spent all their money, talking about “Man, I wish I ran into you when I first got here…”