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08
I don’t want to be the cum sock guy
me+boredom+video camera= this shit
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I am sure they don’t have the time to think about if someone left cum with their clothes - go pick up your laundry with pride - your keeping them employed….and just move in with me and I will do your laundry - you hottie laying in bed like that! Have a great Wednesday! Just for the record, I don’t do my laundry either
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I have determined the extra twenty bucks it costs me is totally worth it.
Damn, baby, plan ahead! Baby wipes, or a roll of Bounty towels…. wait, did you have the sock on at the time? Just untuck your dick next time!
I have to keep it warm somehow
My mother worked in a laundromat for a time, and well, they did what they could not to touch any dirty clothes. So much so that they wouldn’t notice a sock full of cum. Plus, well sometimes socks get all sweaty and gooey anyway, they kind of get crusty. Especially if they are reworn. Also, a lot of small laundromats may even send that stuff out to a bigger one for next day service and you won’t even see who washes your clothes. So don’t sweat it, I don’t think they will notice. Unless they look at your sock under uv lights or something. Someone at the laundry service may have a fetish.
So you are saying jerk off with confidence?
im gonna buy you a pretty toy so you shall no longer be the cum sock guy and no laundry lady will have to find it, and you can do laundry in confidence!
As long as it is not the fleshbot
Wow. Although this is your best VLOG yet, please find something else to do when you’re drowning in boredom.
P.S.
You look cozy.
And here I thought you only looked at my stuff if it was on myspace.
Well, wrong you are, KEVIN!
I just never comment.
Yep, you definitely need to invest in a washer/dryer. Either go buy brand-new ones at a store, or check through the classifieds for used ones. It’ll save you the embarrassment.
But then I actually have to do the wash and touch the cum sock… there is a downside to everything.
umm, how bout you buy socks in bulk at sam’s or cosco and throw they bastards in the trash when they get goey. helluva lot cheaper than a washer/dryer!
Oh my jeeez…lmao hahaha cumsock…Jeez Kevin what is wrong with you…I hope that person washes their hands whenever they wash clothes, God knows how many other people have their bodily fluids on their clothes. Why is ur cum on a sock anyway??? Dont those girls swallow? hmmm.
Cum Sock Fugitive..
You ate my cum sock comment grossssss
then again I was having probs getting into the net.