Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]
Day 7 – She’s Making Her List
Some people are impossible to buy for at Christmas time; you have no idea what to buy them, and they’re no help, telling you “Oh don’t get me anything” when you know damn well that’s a load of BS. Not so Mrs. Donk. She has no problem spelling it [...]
It is time for one of my favorite games, regular hooker or trannie hooker? The rules are simple, I basically use craigslist.com to find our contestants and you have to guess if they are a regular hooker or a trannie.
Prize: A cd, book, or dvd from Amazon.com (no special edition or three dvd sets either [...]
Day 6 – Ashes to Ashes
And speaking of my father, there’s a very good chance that he might have been a closet pyromaniac. Seriously, hear me out here. One year, about a week after Christmas, he called me out to the back yard. Sitting out there was our old dried-up Christmas tree, globs of tinsel [...]
As human beings we are pretty slow to change things in our lives unless we are forced to do it. A lifelong smoker might not quit until he has a massive heart attack and his doctor tells him to. Or the male whore might not stop sleeping with random women until he gets a case [...]
Day 5 – The Surprise Gift
My dad must have been obsessed with the movie A Christmas Story, because it seemed like every year he had a “special gift” that he waited until the end of the morning to give me, much like Ralphie and his Red Ryder BB Gun. Now it’s really touching, I know, [...]
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