Day 11 – The Office Party
All office parties blow, but the mother of all shitty office parties is the Christmas party. I gotta see these people 40 hours a week, and now you’re telling me I gotta spend MORE time with them? So without further ado, here is DonkeySosa’s list of the top five most [...]
Day 10 – Quality Time With the Family
Christmas is a joyous time, a time to spend with family. And by spend with family I mean fight like cats and dogs until Aunty Susie calls the cops and gramps ends up with a mouthful of bloody chicklets. Why is this? It always starts out so promising. [...]
So I leave this afternoon to return to California for the Christmas break. Just a quick programming note for all the people that read me from MySpace, over the next week I am not going to be linking to my posts on MySpace like I usually do. Sign up for the RSS feed up top [...]
Day 9 – Dope-hands
I have a confession to make, and it’s long past time I made it. I am one of the millions of Americans that suffers from a rare disorder, known as Dope-hands, that renders me unable to comprehend or do anything of a crafty nature. Gluing, using scissors, bedazzling a shirt – those [...]
(Another freelance story for doubleviking.com is up, the ten worst beers ever made.)
I was sent this news story the other day. Apparently a mall Santa was rather upset because he was groped by a female when she sat on his lap.
“The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective [...]
Day 8 – People Sure Were Stupid
So I was finishing my 8th vodka and tonic the other night and watching 1942’s Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire (decent flick by the way, and the source for the song White Christmas) when I saw something that blew my mind: A christmas tree covered in [...]
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