(Another freelance story for doubleviking.com is up, the ten worst beers ever made.)
I was sent this news story the other day. Apparently a mall Santa was rather upset because he was groped by a female when she sat on his lap.
“The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective [...]
Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]
It is time for one of my favorite games, regular hooker or trannie hooker? The rules are simple, I basically use craigslist.com to find our contestants and you have to guess if they are a regular hooker or a trannie.
Prize: A cd, book, or dvd from Amazon.com (no special edition or three dvd sets either [...]
As human beings we are pretty slow to change things in our lives unless we are forced to do it. A lifelong smoker might not quit until he has a massive heart attack and his doctor tells him to. Or the male whore might not stop sleeping with random women until he gets a case [...]
(Note: My first post for Double Viking is up: Lies that Cosmo Tells Women.)
I am not a big fan of new years resolutions, I covered my disdain for them before. Resolutions are usually things that people should already be doing: working out, eating right, not smoking, or not making yourself fall asleep by masturbating and [...]
This story is from Yahoo News
Paris Hilton is looking for a boyfriend and knows exactly what qualities Mr. Right should possess.
“Right now I’m single but I am looking for a nice boy,” she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. “He should be funny, smart and loyal.”
The celebrity heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality TV [...]
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