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She’s My Cherry Pie

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/29/07 @ 4:00 pm

I am now officially back in Buffalo after an overnight flight. Just wanted to thank everyone that read and commented on my shit while I was out of town and without a computer. A whole week without the internet except for two trips to Kinkos to send some important stuff off, I almost feel like I was on Survivor.

Anyways the whole point of this post is to let you know that I am alive and that I officially am the ultimate celebrity magnet.  On my flight home from France earlier in the year I had acting legend Dolph Lundgren on my flight, which I documented with my fabulous photo taking skills here.

Last night I took a step further down the celebrity evolutionary ladder as I had the former lead singer of Warrant  on my flight Janie Lane.


Yes you all can be madly jealous of me… I understand.

Anyways it was good to see my nephew and I have some stories upcoming, I went on a writing binge a bit while I was home. I have to say the highlight of the entire week was playing, “Pakistani Presidential Election” with his nerf guns.  (wait is it too soon?) The goal is to knock off your opponent before the general election while not losing control of your country, it is educational and fun.

I will be back Monday with stories of my exploits… and I am thinking of doing stripper week… Just like I did hooker week… it is like shark week but only cooler…

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About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

2 Responses to “She’s My Cherry Pie”

  1. harley says:

    I went to school with one of his daughters. I see her around Baton Rouge a lot. She looks way too much like him to be remotely attractive.

  2. abc chick says:

    Cooler than shark week? Can’t wait.

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