Often times in life we come to a crossroads where we aren’t sure what path to take. When you reach this point you need to reach out to your friends and have them help guide you. Today I have reached one of these crossroads and I am reaching out to the fine people that read this crap to help determine my choice.
What is the dilemma I am facing?
Is it a career choice? Relationship advice? School issues?
Nope, none of these.
I need your help to determine if I like Justin Timberlake or not.
Usually I can come to snap judgment about a celebrity and be fine with it. However with Timberlake I can’t get a read on him. Sure I will go an entire lifetime with buying on his albums as I can take or leave his music but he just seems like a halfway decent dude.
Sometimes I see him and think that he is a really cool dude. Ultra smooth with a major pimp hand, he seems like he has his shit together and can be a model for hipness for years to come. Then there are other times when I look at him and think that he is just the chorus dork that got popular all of a sudden. I’ve seen him interviewed and couldn’t get the thought out of my mind that he is the biggest geek on the face of the earth.
I asked my friend Amy what she thought about Justin. She replied, “I would suffocate him to death by sitting on his face. He is so damn sexy.” This statement confuses me. Is this a ringing endorsement or a secret death wish for Timberlake?
With each positive thing you can say out JT there is a negative.
Positive: Slept with some of the hottest women on the face of the earth.
Negative: Was in a boy band.
Positive: Starred in the SNL Short ‘Dick in a Box‘.
Negative: Starred in ‘Alpha Dog’ which was god awful.
Positive: He made “Cry Me A River” which was an pretty public slam on his former girlfriend Britney Spears.
Negative: He dated Britney for years, which means he actually had to talk to her… how smart can he be?
It is impossible to figure out this guy…
So I am asking you the fine readers of my blog to help develop our stance on Justin Timberlake, make your case for or against him….
This is going up at humor-blogs.com