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What I can look forward to this Christmas Eve?

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/24/07 @ 9:25 am

The anticipation of Christmas weighs on me. How many pairs of socks will I get tomorrow?

Tonight is my families Christmas party, where I see Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, and their families.   Last year my Cousin’s Wife informed me she was heavily disappointed in my blog after reading it for the first time. In fact I think the word “smut” got thrown around. Otherwise it is a pretty enjoyable time.

I can’t wait to see what happens this year.

I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas… and may you not be called a smut peddler.

Filed in: My Life, Pop Culture

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

14 Responses to “What I can look forward to this Christmas Eve?”

  1. Melissa says:

    Be a real purveyor of literary porn and they’ll leave you alone. Really. No one in my family dares utter a word in front of others about what I write for fear of it spreading to the rest of the world like a disease…lol

  2. Wendy says:

    Really? Your family to? My mom was upset and told me I had no class because I advised people not to handle jalepenos and then touch yourself or others in their happy place in less than 48 hours and 20 hand washings. My sister told her to get over it, it was a public service announcement. LOL

  3. Claire says:

    May you at least get different coloured socks.

    Lets hope your cousins wife does something funny that you can blog about when you get back.

    Merry Christmas from freezing Scotland :)

  4. Lord Likely says:

    Have a very Smutty Christmas, you filth.

  5. Jason Falls says:


    Happy whatever.

  6. King Steve says:

    What’s wrong with smut?

  7. Misty says:

    Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and I can’t wait to read funny stories from your current family adventures. :)

  8. ABC Chick says:

    I like your smut. Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays.

  9. Angie says:

    Merry Christmas

  10. -RM says:

    Thanks for the smut :) Happy Christmas mate!

  11. diesel says:

    My in-laws are confused and mildly disappointed by my blog.

    Merry Christmas!

  12. Roberta says:

    Have a nice Christmas!! And we happen to like the smut around here, thank you very much. (At least your peeps read your blog…lol)

  13. Kevin says:

    Thanks everyone for your Christmas wishes… I am at kinkos with my only access for the week… I appreciate it all.

  14. LOL… that’s why my family doesn’t know I blog.. My uber-religious family would be totally aghast about how I am living in sin and do all the things good ex-christian girl isn’t suppose to do..

    and my environmental blog. They just wouldn’t get it. (My brother drives one of those mammoth SUV)

    I always say family is people you normally wouldn’t associate with but love because… well they are your family.

    Hope you are having a wonderful holidays with your family.!!!

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