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Dec
18

Regular Hooker or Trannie Hooker?

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/18/07 @ 8:15 am

It is time for one of my favorite games, regular hooker or trannie hooker? The rules are simple, I basically use craigslist.com to find our contestants and you have to guess if they are a regular hooker or a trannie.

Prize: A cd, book, or dvd from Amazon.com (no special edition or three dvd sets either assholes)

Leave your answers bellow in the comments.

1) hooker1

2) hooker

3) hooker

4) hooker

5) hooker

6) hooker

7) hooker

There you go… leave your guesses down below.

Note: The game is now closed, but if you want to take your guesses, the answers are given in the next blog!

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

108 Responses to “Regular Hooker or Trannie Hooker?”

  1. Greg says:

    1)Regular Hooker
    2)Regular Hooker
    3)Trannie
    4)Trannie
    5)Trannie
    6)Regular Hooker
    7)Trannie

    Regardless of what sex these girls are, I don’t think I’d get within 10 feet of them with anything but a hazmat suit on.
    Think of how many little African children could be alive right now if these hookers just sent their penicillin shots overseas.

  2. Dana says:

    1. Trannie
    2. Regular
    3. Trannie
    4. Regular
    5. Trannie
    6. Trannie
    7. Regular

  3. Kiwipulse says:

    1 – TRANNY
    2 – RUGULAR
    3 – TRANNY
    4 – RUGULAR
    5 – TRANNY
    6 – RUGULAR
    7 – TRANNY

  4. It’s a trick question. They are all Trannies.

  5. Jeremy says:

    Here’s the real question, how many of you could guess the same if you met them in a bar after 7 pints? Kevin could not and that’s how he found out the truth, they’re all ex one night stands.
    2,3,6 are real
    1,4,5,7 are tranny.
    Merry christmas

  6. rick says:

    1.Tranny
    2.Tranny
    3.Tranny
    4.Tranny
    5.Tranny
    6.Tranny
    7.Tranny

    yep, they’re all trannies.

  7. Gary Denness says:

    I just can’t bring myself to do it. I pride myself on having a little taste. A connoiseur of the fairer sex. Or at least of being able to tell the difference being a chick and a dick! To fail would be more than I could bear…

  8. love notes and lemonade says:

    1 T
    2 T
    3 T
    4 R
    5 T
    6 R
    7 T

  9. Rebecca Jay says:

    1) tranny
    2) regular
    3) tranny
    4) regular
    5) tranny
    6) regular
    7) regular

  10. Woof woof says:

    I say all tranny but 6:)

  11. Rae says:

    Hmm…
    Tranny
    Tranny
    Regular
    Regular
    Tranny
    Regular
    Tranny

  12. Alicia says:

    Regular
    Regular
    Penis=trannie
    Adam’s apple?=trannie
    Def dude=trannie
    Regular
    Trannie

    I had to at least throw my guesses up.
    It burns!

  13. michelle says:

    1,4,6 are trannies

    the rest are just plain hookers, tho hideous

    • michelle says:

      i meant 1,4,6, and 7 after taking more time. im still groggy. i worked with a woman who used to be a man once and she/he showed it to me in the bathroom, because i was curious. i mean, when the hell else was this opportunity going to arise? before she showed it to me she was like ” hold on, lemme wash it out, ive been having sex” ……. yuck. but i couldnt tell the difference.

  14. Kelly says:

    #1-5 are trannies.#6 and #7 are hoes for sho!

  15. Cigar smoking beer drinking lawyer says:

    all trannie

  16. Katie says:

    When are you announcing the winner? I’ll take a copy of your book if I win. It will be a great Christmas gift for my boss so he’ll know what I do all day.

  17. Elizabeth says:

    Trannies: 2, 3, 4, 5, 7
    Regular: 1, 6

    This is tough.

    I went to college with the tranny Eddie Murphy picked up. Even I could tell that wasn’t a female. Hopefully I can still spot ‘em.

  18. debbie says:

    Dude when are ya gonna announce the winner(s) bc I could be loosing my internet at anytime. That would force me to go to the library with three toddlers. :(

  19. Katie says:

    1-5. Trannie.
    6-7. Regular.

  20. Jenn says:

    1. Tranny
    2. “Regular”
    3. Tranny (who needs to learn the meaning of the word “tuck”)
    4.either “Regular” or “Extra Skanky” – but a natural Female
    5.Tranny (even Stevie Wonder could see that one!)
    6.”Regular”
    7.Tranny ( I hope, otherwise……ewwwwww)

  21. Chelle says:

    1. Trannie
    2. Trannie
    3. Regular
    4. Trannie
    5. Regular
    6. Tranny
    7. Regular

    But a ho’s a ho!

  22. Talisa says:

    1.regular
    2.tranny
    3.tranny
    4.regular
    5.tranny
    6.regular
    7.tranny

  23. Kassie says:

    1. Tranny
    2. Tranny
    3. Tranny
    4. Regular
    5. Tranny
    6. Reg
    7. Reg

  24. Angela says:

    1) Probably a dude.
    2) Yep….dude
    3) Dude…you can see his shit hanging
    4) Hooker
    5) Ugly trannie
    6) Hooker
    7) Trannie

  25. Jess says:

    1. Trannie
    2. Reg
    3. Trannie
    4. Trannie
    5. Trannie
    6. Reg
    7. Trannie

  26. Dee says:

    Seriously.. They all look like Tranny hookers.

  27. Dee says:

    Seriously.. They all look like Trannie hookers.

  28. Angie says:

    1)real
    2)tran
    3)tran
    4)real
    5)tran
    6)real
    7)real

  29. Meghan says:

    And here I thought Jesus was the reason for the season?

    1.Trannie
    2.Trannie
    3.Regular
    4.Regular
    5.Trannie
    6.Trannie
    7.Regular

  30. CricketLee says:

    real
    tranny
    real
    tranny
    real
    real
    tranny

  31. CricketLee says:

    knowing you, you smartass, they’re prolly ALL trannies.

  32. -RM says:

    1.Trannie
    2.Trannie
    3.Trannie
    4.Trannie
    5.Trannie
    6.Regular
    7.Trannie

  33. King Steve says:

    Man I got to this one late.

    1. Trannie
    2. Trannie
    3. Trannie
    4. Trannie
    5. Regular
    6. Trannie

    Let me tell ya, I wouldn’t pay any of these “chicks” for sex.

  34. Jenny says:

    A few were kind of difficult…

    1. Regular hooker
    2. Trannie hooker
    3. Trannie hooker
    4. Regular hooker
    5. Trannie hooker
    6. Regular hooker
    7. Trannie hooker

    and now I’m going to be curious!

  35. Michele says:

    Wow, hmmm, ok, I will say:

    1-5: Trannies

    6 & 7: Non-Trannies

    Might I add that this was quite a beutiful selection of “ladies”.

  36. Chris C says:

    #4 is a tranny for sure because you can see the Adam’s apple. The rest I’m not sure about. Those clever trannies and their hide-their-neck ways.

  37. konichiwa, bitches says:

    1. trannie
    2. biological woman
    3. biological woman
    4. biological woman
    5. trannie

    six and seven are hard to tell for sure because you can’t see too much of their bodies, but

    6. biological woman
    7. trannie

  38. Lacey says:

    1. tranny
    2. tranny
    3. regular
    4. regular
    5. tranny (if this IS a real woman, she needs to invest in facial reconstruction lol)
    6. regular
    7. tranny

  39. ~Kristina~ says:

    Damn! I think that they all are Trannie Hookers!

  40. Fili says:

    I think they’re all cisgendered women.

  41. Lola says:

    1 & 6 regular
    others are trannys

  42. lola says:

    Who cares, turn’em upside down they all work pretty much the same way

  43. Allin210 says:

    All of them rock!!!!

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