Being Forced to Change
As human beings we are pretty slow to change things in our lives unless we are forced to do it. A lifelong smoker might not quit until he has a massive heart attack and his doctor tells him to. Or the male whore might not stop sleeping with random women until he gets a case of the clap. Whatever it is usually we don’t make changes in our lives unless we are forced to or if we go through something traumatic.
In my early twenties I was living in a house with two of my friends, at the time I had a steady girlfriend who spent the night at my place often. She liked the sex, a lot… So we would spend most of our time in my room having it. Because I was living with friends at the time she couldn’t just parade around my house naked, so the whole post sex drainage thing was a slight issue. We improvised and started to use “the cum towel” which was just a bathroom towel selected that week to be her dumping station.
Now the problem is my room was a constant mess, at that point in my life I would just throw things around my room. Instead of having the philosophy of everything has a place and everything in it’s place, I believed that everything could be thrown on the dresser or the floor. One morning before I went to work we had a little roll in the hay, she used the “cum towel” and chucked it into the closet. I got up to get into the shower and went to my closet to grab a towel. Most of the time I would have a towel hanging on the closet door but it had fallen into my closet so I grabbed one off the floor.
I took my standard ten minute shower, relaxing and thinking about the day ahead of me. Taking a shower for me is what gets me going in the morning, I feel like after I take one I am a whole different person and ready to start my day. After I finished the shower I reached out to the toilet and grab the towel I had so carefully placed there. I began to dry myself off but I felt that I was rubbing something onto my body. I looked down at my stomach and saw a mixture of bodily fluids on my stomach, yes I had grabbed the cum towel and rubbed the remnants of the cum towel all over my body.
From that day forward I made sure that I put all my clothes away and kept everything separated in my closet. It was a life changing experience.
(Just a quick note, I have spent the last 8 days fixing every post that I have ever written to make sure the pictures are uploaded and the links work. So now my archive is really complete, if you get bored you can thumb around through them and not have the posts look like crap.)
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On 12/17/07 at 9:30 am
Douleur said:
oh gees…too much for me this morning.
I’m not one for using towels…just easier to walk to the bathroom.
On 12/17/07 at 9:44 am
kevin said:
Sometimes you just can’t make the journey in a house full of guys.
On 12/17/07 at 9:35 am
Beth said:
I think I threw up a little in my mouth! LOL! But then I started laughing! That was some funny shit! Sorry you had to use “the towel”. But you made me laugh very early in the morning!
On 12/17/07 at 9:45 am
kevin said:
Thanks glad you liked it… I threw up in my mouth when I was writing it.
On 12/17/07 at 9:44 am
Jamie said:
When I saw the title of your blog I was scared. I thought you were going to change your fantastic style of writing and I was prepared for disappointment.
But now I’m happy and glad I just washed my towels
Do you like it when the girl gets a warm washcloth and cleans you up afterwards? I always do. I don’t like waking up sticky and it makes it more personal than running to the bathroom wrapped up in a sheet, like in the movies. Kinda sexy.
Like you. wink.
On 12/17/07 at 9:46 am
kevin said:
Damn… I need a girl that is going to give me a sponge bath after.
On 12/17/07 at 9:55 am
DR.B said:
Your hair must have really looked good that day, kinda like ” Something about Mary”.
On 12/17/07 at 10:04 am
kevin said:
I had to do another run through in the shower.
On 12/17/07 at 10:04 am
Tenacious D said:
I think I just threw up in my mouth!
On 12/17/07 at 10:13 am
kevin said:
mission accomplished
On 12/17/07 at 10:23 am
JiMoe said:
haha
On 12/17/07 at 10:25 am
Brett Summers said:
I feel itchy. Good job with that.
On 12/17/07 at 10:43 am
Aaron said:
Not going to lie, as I was eating my buttered toast for breakfast and reading your blog. I started feeling sick. Good Job.
On 12/17/07 at 11:34 am
Isha said:
Thanks to you I now am gonna put cumrag in my vocabulary….thanks a bunch!
On 12/17/07 at 12:25 pm
Deb said:
lololol…i laughed all the way to the shower. great stuff early in the morning. but then i had to look at my towel before i dried off.
On 12/17/07 at 12:30 pm
Fiona said:
That’s hilarious. It was yours man, all yours, why be so grossed out? All the same, that was too funny.
I’m with Jamie up above, I had a guy who did the washcloth bit…. *sigh*
On 12/17/07 at 11:03 pm
Jamie said:
I actually do it for the guy most of the time. you know they get in that sex haze where they just fall asleep.
Or want a sandwich.
On 12/17/07 at 12:53 pm
Trice said:
Once my boyfriend’s roommate’s girlfriend was just leaving the bathroom from… She got mixed up and crawled into our bed, we almost had a three way that night!
See what your girlfriend denied your roomates.
On 12/17/07 at 1:13 pm
Matty said:
I don’t know which is worse. Drying off with the jizz towel or one with shit stains on it.
On 12/17/07 at 5:02 pm
Diesel said:
As soon as I read the words “cum towel,” I knew where this was headed, but I couldn’t look away, like a train wreck.
On 12/17/07 at 5:12 pm
Kevin said:
That is the story of my life…
On 12/17/07 at 6:46 pm
LoneStarBrit said:
So, what you’re actually saying here is that your Mum could’ve made you clean your room at a much younger age by forcing you to wear the cum socks from under your bed.
On 12/17/07 at 6:48 pm
debbie said:
Dude the girl shoulda been taught to fetch and swallow
lmao
On 12/17/07 at 6:57 pm
punxxi said:
yanno, if she would been a swallower you’d never have had that problem…
On 12/17/07 at 7:19 pm
punxxi said:
no wait that was me nevermind
On 12/17/07 at 7:50 pm
gale said:
hahaha..this was a truly entertaining post. and the lesson was great, i need to get a-cleaning myself! blog strong, and keep in touch on the blogosphere!
On 12/17/07 at 9:23 pm
Pablo said:
That’s disgusting. You keep the towel on top of the toilet???
On 12/17/07 at 9:24 pm
Terri said:
this made me smile and laugh and throw up a tiny bit but hey at least it was your cum …..
On 12/17/07 at 9:35 pm
Cherie said:
You do know how to paint a picture.
Thank you for the vivid images..
On 12/17/07 at 10:06 pm
Another Government Employee said:
DUDE! You should have used this for Alicia’s Group Blog Experience. I think everyone would have screamed.
On 12/17/07 at 11:24 pm
Dani Leg said:
I had a Mighty Mouse t-shirt that got washed regularly and still put back on cum-duty.
Mighty Mouse is really there to save the day, yo.
<3 Dani Leg
On 12/17/07 at 11:44 pm
Sexual T-Rex said:
So I take it your not a fan of snowballs either?
On 12/18/07 at 12:00 am
Eureka said:
I moved home one summer in college and began sleeping with someone I should not have been sleeping with. Because of this we had sex in my car a lot causing what was once my gym hand towel to become our cum towel. I thought my mother was unaware of what was going on. That I, the boss’s 21 year old daughter, was sleeping with my 36 year old supervisor, amongst other solid reason’s why I should have kept my legs together. Apparently she knew what was going on because one day when we were cleaning the house she said, “hand me the cum towel,” and when I looked over it was the same towel.
On 12/18/07 at 12:19 am
Kevin said:
I may love your mom.
On 12/18/07 at 6:55 am
Nat Turner said:
Wow…that was powerful. You are a comedic genius, I love your writing style…and I look forward to working with you in the future.