(Note: My first post for Double Viking is up: Lies that Cosmo Tells Women.)
I am not a big fan of new years resolutions, I covered my disdain for them before. Resolutions are usually things that people should already be doing: working out, eating right, not smoking, or not making yourself fall asleep by masturbating and crying. Goals though are different, this year for the first time ever I am going to write down some goals I want to accomplish in 2008 and track them, maybe even get Microsoft Project and establish benchmarks so I can print fancy charts.
Here are my goals for 2008:
1) To continue to work on my Masters Degree while never setting foot in the library- I think there would be something impressive about me finishing my Masters Degree without every setting foot in the library. I managed to write 5 research papers this semester and never once actually walk into the library. Now I don’t want to gloat but I feel like I have momentum on my side right now.
2) I want to bring the sexy back- I feel like Justin Timberlake had a whole year to do it and didn’t accomplish it, now I want my shot at it. Sure I haven’t figured out HOW exactly to do it but I am sure I will find a way.
3) Fart and Burb at the same time- I probably did this when I was a baby but that doesn’t count. As an adult I have never hit the daily double, I feel like I am missing out. Maybe it isn’t even physically possible, I mean I was belching all over the place yesterday but couldn’t pass gas. Possibly there is an exercise I can do to make this happen, maybe like keegals or something.
4) World Domination- Sure I need to get out of my cubicle first but that is just a small detail.
What are your goals for this year?