I would like to consider myself an intelligent person. I have a pretty good understanding of a lot of different disciplines, well except grammar and English… but they are so overrated.
One thing I have never been able to figure out is Microwave Popcorn. I don’t mean from like a “how does it work” point of view. I can’t figure it out because I can never pop a bag right. I follow the instructions, I adjust, I listen for the bag to stop popping or to have the three second in between pops… the bag still is burnt. So I change it up and under pop, then the bag is like 3/4 full, I feel like I am not getting my popcorn on in the correct fashion. I feel gypped and then get pissed that I can’t pop a bag of popcorn right. In fact I am swearing off microwave popcorn for the rest of my life. I have four bags at my house does anyone want them?
Bad Business Idea: Number 1
My friend and I always talked about opening a strip club near Alfred, which has a technical junior college where the guy ratio is like 17,000,000 to 1. We figured that we would have the market cornered down there. I wanted to call it “the vag” so we could make t-shirts that said: I entered the vag….
We were really drunk when talking about it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat?
I am sure most of you have heard the hubbub about the Tmz.com photo that was posted about Jennifer Love Hewitt.
She claims that it was from a bad angle, even if it was I wouldn’t say that she is fat. But the whole body image thing isn’t what fascinates me about all of this. The thing that nobody talks about is the Wilmer Valdarama curse.
I think this completes his path of destruction of every young starlet in Hollywood.
Ashlee Simpson- The whole SNL problem
Lohan- I don’t think it needs to be said.
JLH- The whole fat picture controversy
Wilmer is has officially fallen into the category of pure evil. I wish my cock caused a path of destruction like that.
It’s time to pull the ejection cord on this blog.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: fat or normal?