Comments on: Sex With Inanmiate Objects

By: Allis

Allis — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:28:53 +0000

Who says a man has to stick it in something. I can see where a man can wank his dingaling on the frame or some other part of the bicycle.

However, I can see where a woman can have fun on a boys bike. If she can get her clitoris on it or her vagina over it than she can masturbate with it.

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The Divine Grace — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:10:53 +0000

Yummy! Did you see the size of the basket on the little one? Woof!

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Samantha — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:03:43 +0000

Ok Im way late on this one but I dont understand why he was arrested for what he was doing in the first place. Its not morally wrong, I mean he could have been raping someone or doing an animal or something. It may have been disgusting but he was in privacy and was not breaking a law…

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Jamie — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:33:42 +0000

Thanks for the laugh at 330 am. Um I wonder if there is an anonymous meeting somewhere for these types of fetishes. (inaNimate p.s.)

would a tricycle have been a 3-some?

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angela — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:10:14 +0000

He probably swung the front wheel around and was using the handles as outties. lol angela btw thanks for the add where ever it supposed to go.

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Kevin — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:55:33 +0000

That is only for clean up… not fucking

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Tiffany P. — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:41:02 +0000

so…kev.
seriously.
you’re telling me you’ve NEVER put your junk in so much as a SOCK?
or at least an apple pie?

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Suzi — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:59:38 +0000

SO, what did he do, take off the seat and put his Johnson in the hole that the seat goes on, or did he sit on that pipe with his butt? Just wondering.

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Mel — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:35:10 +0000

As bizarre as that is.. I don’t get how it’s illegal. Cleaners in hotels should know better than barging into occupied rooms. People do freaky things in hotels!

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LoneStarBrit — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:48:12 +0000

Actually, it was in SCOTLAND where they ALL do that kind of thing. In Wales it’s pretty much limited to sheep.

I too have a problem with the fact the cleaners had to knock repeatedly and then unlock his locked door before they found him banging his Raleigh in the privacy of his own room – quite how that equates to ‘breach of the peace’ I’m not sure.

The best part was his explanation in court where he said it had all been a big mistake after having too much to drink.