Back to my whole dating experiment thing. After seeing the wretched mess that is craigslist I decided that maybe my pimp hand, which is strong (don’t make me beat you with my shoe), needed to be used.
Now sometimes I have trouble being able to recognize red flags. Like maybe I will start dating a girl [...]
One of my favorite myths that women perpetuate amongst themselves is that they wear thongs because they don’t like “pantylines.” Sorry ladies, but I call bullshit in the extreme. And I have the facts on my side:
1) First and foremost, I’ve got news for you (as if you don’t know this already): wearing a thong [...]
No this isn’t a blog about Kayne West’s mom, even I have some sort of respect for the dead. Or I just can’t think about anything that is funny about it…. yet.
This blog is about something that has really started to piss me off. Lately when I have been watching the news on tv or [...]
Over the course of ones life you wrestle with questions that you just don’t have answers to. Growing up there were some questions that I could never figure out with the biggest one being… What girl From ‘Just the Ten of Us’ would I choose?
If you don’t remember ‘Just the Ten of Us’ it was [...]
Last week I attended Blog World Expo in Las Vegas. Instead of talking about all the boring professional stuff here I want to cover the important lessons I took away from my trip.
-When you tap your foot in any airport bathroom it doesn’t automatically get you gay anonymous sex like it does in Minnesota, [...]
Mrs. Donk is the most uber-ly prepared person I’ve ever met. I’m convinced that had she been put in charge of FEMA, the Katrina disaster never would have happened (damn Dubya for turning down her application). She is, in fact, so prepared, that here we are still nine weeks out from the big day and she [...]
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