In honor of the Christmas Season, over the next month I’ll be celebrating the 12 Days of Donkmas, writing about some of my favorite Holiday traditions when I was a child and even from today. You WILL have fun reading them, or else…
Day 1 – The Toy Catalog
For some reason I totally forgot about one [...]
The other day a bunch of co-workers and I were talking about the first song we slow-danced to and who it was with. Mine popped in my head immediately. The year: 1987. I was in 7th grade and it was my very first dance. My jeans were appropriately cuffed, my jean jacket ironed and good [...]
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers… To everyone else, hope you aren’t having a shitty Thursday.
This is the time of year when we get together with family and give a bullshit list of things we are thankful for. I am going to give you a list of five things you should be thankful for [...]
The dating saga continues…. After not finding anyone that I liked off of Craigslist.com or in real life I decided to turn towards the internet yet again. This time I put up profiles on Match.com and Adultfriendfinder.com, to mixed results.
Now for those of you that don’t know adultfriendfinder.com is basically a website for people looking [...]
As I have clearly stated in the past, when I am having a bad day I go to the erotic services section of CraigsList.
Nothing cheers me up more than reading poorly written posts with horrible grammar with girls trying to round up some business. The Buffalo Hookers have been a disappointment, which I wrote [...]
As I sit here typing this I am looking at my yahoo front page which was the weather in sunny Southern California, it is currently 74 degrees. Now I turn my head and look at the window and it is snowing. What the hell was I thinking by moving to Buffalo to go to grad [...]
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