Nov
22
5 Things We Should Be Thankful For
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers… To everyone else, hope you aren’t having a shitty Thursday.
This is the time of year when we get together with family and give a bullshit list of things we are thankful for. I am going to give you a list of five things you should be thankful for but probably don’t think about.
1) Chip Clips- They are a step above using clothespins and they do a hell of a job holding up menus on your fridge.
You know what, I can’t think of anything else besides that.
So have a Happy Thanksgiving… I will see you all on Monday.
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On 11/22/07 at 9:41 am
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how about thanks to pointless banter, for making me laugh my ass off consistently.
On 11/22/07 at 10:01 am
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Chip clips? I am thankful for coffee… without which I would be a raving bitch. Happy Thanksgiving!
On 11/22/07 at 10:15 am
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I am sure you’re thankful for automatic shower cleaners, too. Don’t lie.
On 11/22/07 at 10:41 am
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i was just singing the praises of chip as well as binder clips yesterday. you have the magnetic ones though….you’re high tech.
i learned something shitty about thanksgiving. this year i made a homemade pumpkin cheesecake from scratch. making one of those and then not immediately being able to cut a slice and eat it really sucks. it’s down in the fridge…calling to me. that is one thing i’m NOT thankful for.
On 11/22/07 at 10:50 am
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I’m kinda thankful for shades so I don’t go blind in the birlliant sunshine outside…..
Hehe
On 11/22/07 at 11:18 am
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Are you not thankful for Craigslist hookers?
On 11/22/07 at 12:01 pm
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Homemade STD tests. Nuff’ said.
On 11/22/07 at 12:05 pm
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I’m thankful I have a shitty job.
I’m thankful I have Diet Coke in my fridge.
On 11/22/07 at 1:48 pm
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I’m thankful I never have to be the one to pull the guts out of the turkey.
On 11/22/07 at 4:05 pm
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I’m thankful for your blog, it makes me laugh every day.
I know im a suck up, but shit, I’m telling the fuckin truth. Happy Thanksgiving.
btw stop looking on those dating sites and just marry me already..lol jk.
On 11/22/07 at 5:21 pm
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I am thankful for your writing abilites that take me away from reality for a few minutes of reading! Happy Thanksgiving!
On 11/23/07 at 8:04 am
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I am thankful that I did not turn out to be a midget, or a hunch-back or morbidly obese.
Happy Giving Thanks day!
On 11/23/07 at 10:32 am
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Chip Clips!
Love it
rock on,
aitch
On 11/23/07 at 11:47 am
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I’m thankful that Kevin has me addicted to being on a zillion networking sites.
Thanks a*hole! haha
On 11/24/07 at 8:12 am
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I am thankful Thanksgiving is over,
and I didn’t actually get into a
fist fight with my sister.
:~P
On 11/25/07 at 1:36 am
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Those things are great!!….
I never have to use them though since I eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting…Because I’m a fat ass…
On 11/25/07 at 2:17 am
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I am THANKFUL for your awesome advice!!!
And thanks for all the laughs
I was just thinking the other day that my life would be much much better if I had more chip clips.
That is my self improvement project for December…