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Nov
22

5 Things We Should Be Thankful For

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/22/07 @ 7:23 am

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American readers… To everyone else, hope you aren’t having a shitty Thursday.

This is the time of year when we get together with family and give a bullshit list of things we are thankful for. I am going to give you a list of five things you should be thankful for but probably don’t think about.

1) Chip Clips- They are a step above using clothespins and they do a hell of a job holding up menus on your fridge.

You know what, I can’t think of anything else besides that.

So have a Happy Thanksgiving… I will see you all on Monday.

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

30 Responses to “5 Things We Should Be Thankful For”

  1. says:

    how about thanks to pointless banter, for making me laugh my ass off consistently.

  2. says:

    Chip clips? I am thankful for coffee… without which I would be a raving bitch. Happy Thanksgiving!

  3. says:

    I am sure you’re thankful for automatic shower cleaners, too. Don’t lie.

  4. says:

    i was just singing the praises of chip as well as binder clips yesterday. you have the magnetic ones though….you’re high tech.

    i learned something shitty about thanksgiving. this year i made a homemade pumpkin cheesecake from scratch. making one of those and then not immediately being able to cut a slice and eat it really sucks. it’s down in the fridge…calling to me. that is one thing i’m NOT thankful for.

  5. says:

    I’m kinda thankful for shades so I don’t go blind in the birlliant sunshine outside…..

    Hehe

  6. says:

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  7. says:

    Are you not thankful for Craigslist hookers?

  8. says:

    Homemade STD tests. Nuff’ said.

  9. says:

    I’m thankful I have a shitty job.
    I’m thankful I have Diet Coke in my fridge.

  10. says:

    I’m thankful I never have to be the one to pull the guts out of the turkey.

  11. says:

    I’m thankful for your blog, it makes me laugh every day.

    I know im a suck up, but shit, I’m telling the fuckin truth. Happy Thanksgiving.

    btw stop looking on those dating sites and just marry me already..lol jk.

  12. says:

    I am thankful for your writing abilites that take me away from reality for a few minutes of reading! Happy Thanksgiving!

  13. says:

    I am thankful that I did not turn out to be a midget, or a hunch-back or morbidly obese.

    Happy Giving Thanks day!

  14. says:

    Chip Clips!

    Love it

    rock on,

    aitch

  15. says:

    I’m thankful that Kevin has me addicted to being on a zillion networking sites.

    Thanks a*hole! haha

  16. says:

    I am thankful Thanksgiving is over,
    and I didn’t actually get into a
    fist fight with my sister.
    :~P

  17. says:

    Those things are great!!….

    I never have to use them though since I eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting…Because I’m a fat ass… :)

  18. says:

    I am THANKFUL for your awesome advice!!!

    And thanks for all the laughs :D

    I was just thinking the other day that my life would be much much better if I had more chip clips.

    That is my self improvement project for December…

  19. says:

    Thanks I appreciate that.

  20. says:

    I rather lick my own asshole than drink coffee…

  21. says:

    Those things are so evil

  22. says:

    that is just how I roll…

    Just break into it

  23. says:

    ok… how could I not be? They have given me so much material.

  24. says:

    wow, your standards are lower than mine

  25. says:

    Damn it woman get in the kitchen

  26. says:

    damn… everyone is trying to tie me up

  27. says:

    Thanks and have a great thanksgiving

  28. says:

    I can do that too if you want :wink wink:

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