Comments on: No I don’t run a meth lab I just have a cold

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Brandy — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:02:50 +0000

You have a great sense of humor and it is a real pleasure reading your stuff. I hope you are definitely feeling better. I have lived in NY my entire life and I must say you never get used to the snow, cold, and illness. Keep your Yahoo page set to sunny CA because that will be the upside when NY really gets dumped on! I love a good Sabres game myself so I am sorry you had to miss that! Those are always a blast to be at.

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supernik — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:13:03 +0000

haha i cant even go into a store with my snotty children and buy claritan without getting the third degree, what they dont see the beutiful green snot? claritan and any sort of childrens meds actually, robutusin, delsym, you name it. i got pulled over once when i was doing security and had one full and one almost gone bottle of laundry soap (you know so that i didnt have to make a seperate stop after i ran out) anyways i got questioned about having that much detergent, turns out its a meth ingredient, who knew~ good thing i didnt have any claritan with me! might have gone to jail!!

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Gerri — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:55:24 +0000

This isn’t really a misuse of technology, but once when my computer was apart, I saw on one of the parts it said “not a handle”. Now, is that warning really necessary? Should it have really said, “not a step”?

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Lacey — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:30:09 +0000

Where I live you are allowed two box a month per house hold and you must show ID. Your name is put a meth list. Once a month the cops pull all the records and see if any one has went over there limit. If so they get a search warrant and raid your home and you get put in jail weather or not they find anything.Because some ppl. buy the boxes and sell them to the meth makers for good money or for the meth.

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Jeremy — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:05:34 +0000

Come across the border. Our health system doesn’t care if you’re a methhead. We sell it all over the counter, including codeine. And save your cash on the cold-FX, it’s just ginsing and echinaechia. Get better soon.

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merri — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:52:29 +0000

feel better. im sick too. it sux. no offense, but id rather be sleeping at 552am than reading your blog. but since coughing kept me up, this will do…

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Jen — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:49:39 +0000

Hahahaha! I’m sorry, but I can’t stop laughing because you have to experience the cold of the East again. It’s funny to me, I’m evil.

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Poker Vixen — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:42:45 +0000

Oh, that reminds me. About 5 years ago, I gave my mom my cell phone so I could reach her and vice versa. I programmed my office number into the phone and showed her how to dial the number.

Later that afternoon I get a call from a number I didn’t recognize. I pick up, its mom. She says “I tried to call you but I couldn’t get a dial tone on your phone so I found a pay phone” We continue to talk until I suddenly realize what she just said.

“ummmm mom, cell phones don’t *have* a dial tone”

She’s come a long way but she still calls me if I send her a text because she doesn’t know how to text back.

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sabrewolf — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:24:45 +0000

All day long I have to call mortgage co’s and talk to automated tellers. Once hitting zero didn’t work for getting an operator, so I said “well then fuck you, phone!”. The automated voice then responded “Sorry you’re having trouble, Let me transfer you to a customer service rep”.
Thats the secret my friend

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Lora — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:23:55 +0000

I work in a cell phone store and my favorite has to be the customer who clearly still has a rotary dial phone at home coming in and asking to buy the newest blackberry for themselves. When that happens, we usually call it ESO… the Equipment is Superior to the Operator. Kinda funny. Hope you feel better!!