Comments on: Some Lessons I Learned In Vegas

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King Steve — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:27:18 +0000

God I hate being from Minnesota now…All I hear are gay airport sex jokes…The dude was from Idaho…I’m sure there is a joke in there some where…

Also…I just almost choked on my gum when I read that Selena joke…

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cyberpunk — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:39:37 +0000

I actually laughed when you said “Selena”.

You should have taken a picture of that midget and posted it here. I’m sure he and the hooker would be ok with the picture taking.

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Brett Summers — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:32:49 +0000

I so envy your hispanic midget hooker sighting. And omg the Selena comment…I would of been hysterically laughing, tears rolling if I heard that comment! You should of just yelled out, “Selenas!” Plural like in the movie. My friend used to do that for awhile when the movie first came out. Needless to say, he has yet to go out with a hispanic girl or midget for that matter.

It’s early..I don’t know what I’m talking about either.

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Firas — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:51:06 +0000

No one does it quiet like you!
And congrats on all your success and may much more come your way!

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Madre — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:40:37 +0000

You’re killin’ me!

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Shrek — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:56:29 +0000

man its uh kinda hard to post a commnet here so I’m replying to one instead…. Selena? Is she dead? because the explanation clarified NOTHING!

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Eureka — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:48:05 +0000

There was a lot of shit I should have learned in college but didn’t. Unfortunatly the one thing I’ll always remember was Selena’s life story because my dorm had free HBO or Showtime or some such shit and that fucking movie, starring J Lo, was on my entire freshman year.

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Eureka — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:44:23 +0000

Reading this blog, it’s like I was right there with you, minus the crabs.

Also, haven’t you heard they aren’t called midgets anymore. The current nomenclature is Shetlan people.
You know how there are regular ponies, and then there are Sheltan ponies which are exactly the same, but smaller. This term can be applied to miniture people as well.

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Angie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:24:47 +0000

I have been wondering about that foot tapping, since Minnesota — has it been like a foot tapping orchestra in mens Johns? You know, not that you pay attention or anything…

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Leona — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:48:08 +0000

I work at a hotel here in Buffalo. I can tell you that even though the name might not appear on your bill….us night auditors (those that make your bill) know what movie you watched. And yes, we take great pleasure in knowing what you watched.

Wow, I guess it doesn’t take much to amuse me.

Glad you had a good time in Vegas.