This morning I was on my way to work, the first snowfall of the season is on its way and everything seemed so mundane and boring as displayed by the look on my face:
But then I remembered that I am going to Vegas in a few hours. And my look instantly changed.
Yes, I was and am excited… when I am excited I turn into a black businessman, just for future reference. Also I am excited because I get to play all my favorite people watching games while in Vegas.
I am going for Blog World Expo where I get to learn some new techniques in the new media world for work and of course see how I am not as big of a geek as some professional bloggers. The conference just happens to be in Las Vegas and since I am a gambling man I just wanted to set some odds at potential events:
(Remember, my last trip to Vegas was highlighted with me drinking from noon until after a Black Crowes concert. Then losing $1000 playing black jack and attempting to grab the ass of a cocktail waitress at the Hard Rock Casino but missing because I was too drunk. The time before that I was almost pick pocketed by a hooker and didn’t even realize she was a hooker.)
Bet 1: I get drunk and end up meeting a girl, we go back to my hotel room and she then advises me that she “gets $50 to make me holla, she gets paid to do the wild thing”.
Odds: Zero… nobody references Tone Loc anymore.
Bet 2: I win a couple hundred thousand dollars at blackjack and return to work where I walk in and shit on the floor announcing that I quit.
Odds: Zero… I can’t shit on command.
Bet 3: I get drunk and play black jack repeadilty saying, “Vegas Baby, Vegas!” and “We’re going to be up five hundy by midnight” then get knocked out for annoying the piss out of everyone at the table.
Odds: Even
Bet 4: I get drunk, slipped a roofie, and end up laying in a bathtub with a kidney cut out somewhere outside Hendereson.
Odds: 5:1… I think this is long overdue.
Bet 5: Something that involves a strip club, a dancer named Diamond, and me wondering the next day how I spent $500 the night before.
Odds: Even…
Bet 6: I go to the conference, attend every class, and am in bed by 8pm every night.
Odds: 1,000,000,000,000 to 1
Would you like to make any predictions?
*If you want to meet up in Vegas.* Also I know I have some people that read me out in Vegas, I am planning on doing something Thursday night if you want to go out and get a drink. Shoot me an e-mail on my contact form or on MySpace and I will get back to you with details tonight or tomorrow.
*A programming note.* I have a few guest bloggers posting this week, they will be under the guest blogging tab on the main page. I may or may not post depending on what is going on while I am there. Also there may be a major announcement made while I am there or immediately when I get back, so um… stay tuned or something.