5 Questions with: Charlotte a Phone Sex Operator
I started the five questions series awhile back to talk to people that I found interesting. The first person I interviewed was porn star Ashlee Steele and then last week I interviewed an ex-girlfriend… Staying within the sex industry I have decided to interview a friend of mine that works as a phone sex operator. Why? Because after hearing some of her stories and what goes on I know that I am probably one of the least fucked up people on the planet.
1) Complete this sentence: What are you wearing…..
* A smile… although I would like to be wearing Kevin, because he is so smart, witty, funny and devastatingly handsome… (that’ll be $19.90, babe… ego stroking costs the same as stroking your… uh, smaller ego).
(Finally, it took two weeks for someone to say something nice about me.)
2) What is the strangest request someone has ever made?
* I’ve been doing phone sex professionally for a little over a year now, and it may have twisted my views on what is actually strange. I work for a fetish site, so taboo is in the eye (or ear) of the beholder. I can appreciate a client that embraces his fetish completely and can stay in character for the length of the call, then go back to his “stuffy job” and “normal life”. I’m going to have to say the plain old “vanilla sex” calls are the ones I don’t understand the most. I’d think those would be easy to come by for free with all the social sites and chatrooms around, but apparently it’s not that easy to find someone that is happy to just disappear after the “virtual liaison” is over. I have had a couple of clients that didn’t actually want a sexual call; one wanted to discuss nascar and the other wanted advice on what to get his girl for her birthday (I almost suggested she would probably like him to stop calling phone sex girls, but that obviously wasn’t in my best interest). Oh, and I did have one guy that wanted to stick needles into his twig and berries for me on cam… would you consider any of those strange?
(I would rather stick needles in my junk than talk about NASCAR.)
3) Level with me, are you really playing with the little man in the boat on the other end or are you sitting in a giant office somewhere playing sudoku? Actually I think you are more of a word jumble type of gal. Oh yeah, how did you get into this?
*I work from my home in a small office, that still resembles a spare bedroom, and correspond with clients via computer and a phone, of course. To be honest, I have a few clients I do get off with, but I always strive to maintain a clear client-provider relationship. The majority of my calls are 10 minutes or under, so unless I’m already worked up, it’s a no go for me on the Big-O. See, we girls bitch about foreplay no matter what!
(What is this foreplay you speak of?)
*YouTube or Spider Solitaire.
(I didn’t think anyone played spider solitaire… )
*How I got into this… I have a degree in nursing, but some personal events deemed an evaluation of how happy I was in that profession. Since I had been a long time chat whore with a penchant for phone sex, I decided to try my hand at combining work and play. About that time, and as fate would have it, I became acquainted with one of the girls that worked for K&G. I applied at her suggestion; I was hired and trained, and then started working at the best, most fun job anyone can imagine. I set my own work hours, I am not chained to my desk, most days I work in my underwear and I get paid to cum. Believe it or not, this is an actual job I do have to put some effort into though, and then there is always the risk of job-related injuries, ie: headset hair, carpal tunnel syndrome with associated vibrator elbow, etc… I have a boss (Peaches, she’s a sweetie, though) and co-workers (partners in crime may be a better description?) who are all a great bunch of girls. I blame Brianna, specifically, for my “not thinking anything is strange anymore” attitude and helping mold me into the stellar phonewhore I have become. I even pay taxes (groan), but you’d be amazed at what all I can claim for deductions!
(”I will take the more expensive lube, afterall I can write it off.”)
4) Have you ever had a call where someone was “walked in on” and did they keep you on the line as they got yelled at?
*Just that one time when your brother and his friends came home early and… I mean, nope, not so far.
(That would be the entire reason I would sign up for the job, I want to hear someone get caught and then have to explain to his wife that he is talking about changing the interest rate on their credit card.)
5) You told me that one of your specialties is something involving toilet slave training. How do you become a “toilet slave” expert? Are their correspondence courses for that?
*Everybody poops! Besides, guiding someone through the ingestion of fantasy elimination is fun, and admit it, wouldn’t you like to get paid to tell someone to “eat shit” some days?!?! I do believe University of Phoenix offers online courses in Leaving the Kids at the Pool -101 and Does This Mountain Dew Taste Funny -102, although I hesitate to ask why you want to know…
(Just trying to keep my career options open.)
Go ahead and plug your stuff:
There is no safer sex, or definite NSA sex, than phone sex. Read more about me, get out your wallet and order a call…
http://www.phonegirls4you.com/charlotte/ (not safe for work)
myspace.com/xoxcharlotte69
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/charlottes_tangled_web
I’m available on AIM and Yahoo as XoxCharlotte69.
Charlotte I think will be making herself available to answer questions in the comments today… So if you want to fire away go right ahead.
How many of you are going to now go google “toilet slave”?
Tomorrow: A return to the world of dating
My fantasy involves The Texas Motor Speedway, and the Nextel Cup. Oh yea!
Kevin. I pretty much think I’m going to be sick at 930 in the am. thanks for that tasty treat I had to google.
DId I just say tasty treat?
You can interview me anytime..you are my biggest addiction. Even tho you’re bad for my health I keep coming back for more of your waste.
Like a well-trained toilet slave.
I play spider solitaire. So does Charlotte really look like Charlotte, or does she look like totally different than the pictures? just wondering
That’s the best thing about fantasy poo, it can be tasty, Jamie. JGG, I was actually born a poor, black child… And Luis, gimme a call, baby… *wink*
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I know what phone sex with my LD bf was like…. kudos to you for sounding interested day in and day out, fuck that’s hard work.
“Fantasy Elimination” LMFAO. Didn’t know there was a term for that.
Is that like eating a bunch of hot sauce and beans in hopes of making a good log?
ok i now need a new keyboard as theres only so many times a person can laugh while drinking coffee…I should have known better and waited til I was done reading before taking another sip…
This is too great…
Charlotte, you’re as fun in an interview as you are on the phone!
nsa=no sugar added?
Do you think they have this on career day at the high schools yet?
“Yes! You too can learn how to pole dance!”
Right, I use Splenda.
I’m completely jealous of your profession! Is there a demand for male phone sex operators? Were do I sign up?
If you are as hot as that phone sex chick from the Aerosmith “Sweet Emotion” video, I’d be on the horn all damn day!
When Kevin masterbates, i hear he wears a rubber glove..
you cant trust anyone these days…not even yourself huh??
Seriously, how do I get this job? I would love to work from home.
Ladies only… shoot me an email from any of my sites and I’ll hook you up with the application process.
I would love to work from home too but I don’t think I could do this. I think I’d get bored…. and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Oh Charlotte muffin, you know it wasn’t a far drive to weirdsville for you. I just knew a short cut because I live there. Great interview though, Kevin wasn’t bad either. ~wink~
Kevin, a hole in your pillow case? Creative. Please don’t ever get a pet goat.
Charlotte, is this job really as good as it sounds or is it like every other ‘at home’ job that initially sounds great but ends up costing you more than you make? ‘Cause I can SOO talk dirty!! HAHAH, we n-ASS-ty!!
I cannot believe that people actually use these phone sex lines… what a big joke for real.
I wish someone would hurry up and invent the telephone.
Everyone poops! It all makes sense now!
there are people into shit and people into urine, but are there people into both at the same time? Now that would be freaky.
It could even spark a debate: skatology vs yellow discipline.
Hilarious interview. Glad you posted it. I used to know people who wrote the scripts for those sex phone operators. Always made me laugh how many different words they could come up with for your “junk.”
Witty commentary. Great job!
http://www.ithappenediplainfield.com
I am interested in a toilet slave-pooplay phone session and want to know if you would poo for me for real. I have to go beyond just pretending and can only come while I am playing with my shit.
Is there a demand for male sex operators. If so, what will I have to do and how do I get started?
Thanks, Fiona! If you ever get back together with him, try the Spider Solitaire. Or YouTube. Or liquor.
Um so you want my number?
Kevin is in charge of replacement hardware. (I’m just so glad you weren’t drinking Mountain Dew!)
OK, that’s an extra 5 minutes free for JJ during the next call!
Unfortunately, I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld, so poles are out. Wait, there might be a new target market… Hey, baby… ever been with a girl in a full-body cast? Mmmmm, call me and tell me all about how you’d lick my plaster…
Sorry, David… 99.9999% of the males in phone sex work the gay sites… so unless you are willing to commit to either spit or swallow… *smooch*
I think there is a lot of potential for you on usemymouthasyourtoilet.com
After I posted this comment I knew right off the bat that would be the answer! My dreams have been shattered. I guess I’ll just have to go back to the drawing board and try to come up with the next Ronco product and amass my wealth that way.
And a giant meteorite hitting it
Damn, I didn’t even google it. I was totally just joking.
I will only interview you if I hear that you made a pubic hair doll of me.
You only play spider solitaire because your hormones are out of whack
I just spit my drink out
Actually I go jailhouse style and cut a hole in my pillow
I have officially turned the corner… I am now a job bulletin board.
Glad to see you could finally get the dick out of your mouth and join me, Puddin! So, that’s 5 free minutes for JJ AND Brianna now! Who’s Kevin? Oh, right… *blush*
Oh my god! Why not just eat a jalepeno?
If it wasn’t as good as it sounds, I wouldn’t have stayed 13 months… but the main point in ‘at home job’ is job. Talking nasty is just part of it, granted the best part, but still… LOL
I penciled in 1:03pm to 1:04pm on Sunday, November 4th, to care about this.
*All times listed are EST.
Bwahahahahahaha – sweet burn!
What is the website? My husband even said it was a good idea!
There are scripts?!?! Damn, and all this time I have been relying on my poor, little girl brain to do these calls! xo
The lady strikes a chord with me … with or without her guitar.