I have answered the hard hitting questions that you have been wondering like would I have sex with Sarah Mclachlan and would I have sex with a post gastric bypass surgery Star Jones. Now I move onto the third most frequently asked question I get, would I have sex with Julianne Moore.
On first glance it [...]
Yesterday I was asked by a professor to submit an essay for a book about the social web. It was the first time ever that someone felt like I had something important to say and that rest of the world needed to read it. So now that I am taking a step forwards in academic [...]
(This blog was going to announce the official countdown for Miley Cyrus’s 18th birthday but I got talked out of it. I am really looking forward to getting my shot at some Achy Breaky money but whatever.)
I have never been a big Wheel of Fortune guy, well I mean I did have a thing for [...]
I really need to apologize to America’s youth, I have neglected you as a of late. In the past I gave you practical advice once a month by taking the questions out of Seventeen Magazine and giving you the correct answers. For awhile I forgot about doing it but now that this country is in [...]
Last night at about 10pm my phone rang, the caller ID showed that it was an unlisted number. My parents number is unlisted so I figured it was them calling, I answered only to be greeted with a woman launching right into a conversation.
I had ZERO idea who it was but she kept talking and [...]
Everyday on my way home I pass by a group of protesters outside a clinic. There is always someone there protesting abortion, which I presume this clinic provides.
Now putting any political or social beliefs aside there is one cardinal rule I live by, “Don’t get pestered.” It is pretty simple, I don’t like to be [...]
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