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Oct
30

Should My Face Ever Expand, I’m Safe

By: donkeysosa on 10/30/07 @ 12:30 am

This last Friday morning, in my usual post-sleep stupor, I was shaving my manly, square-jawed face.  Whenever I finish shaving, it’s a ritual of mine to reach over, squirt some lotion in my hand, and rub it over my face.

This time, as I massaged it into my sensitive Donkflesh, I noticed something different about the lotion; it had a vague beach-like odor, and was less oily than usual.  My sleepy eyes popped open wide as I looked to my left:

I had accidentally used pregnant Mrs. Donk’s stretchmark cream.

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Like Shakespeare? Milton? Beef Meximelts? Then DonkeySosa's for you. Donk's brilliant prose has been lighting up the Internets since the 1950s. That's right, the 50s - he's just THAT GOOD folks. Comedic geniuses such as Chris Rock, Dane Cook, and Carrot Top often turn to him for inspiration, and the ladies dig him because his case of micro-phallus makes for great chatter at cocktail parties.
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