Comments on: Apparently I am an Influencer

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Mary M — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:36:21 +0000

Would you take a mountain of laundry in lieu of mashed potatoes? It’s ready and everything. I just told someone yesterday that the aliens made me do it.

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Omyword! — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:49:59 +0000

I love your blog and the check’s in the mail. So’s the picture of a 50-yr-old lady and a cucumber. I know you are dripping with anticipation, you old influencer you.

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BrentD — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:16:20 +0000

Mashed potatoes? I had a whole mountain range of candied yams going too.

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robert bourne — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:20:51 +0000

Life is good when you get a ride on the free shit gravy train…

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JACC — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:37:26 +0000

I didn’t slap myself, but I did tickle the cucumber.

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Lord Likely — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:54:24 +0000

Is it safe for us to be surfing the internet whilst under the influence?

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Fiar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:02:18 +0000

You need to work on your powers a little. I feel a minor urge to go with #4 there, but I feel an overwhelming urge to write in my own name.

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Cigar smoking, beer drinking lawyer — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:35:55 +0000

I secodn the approval of Lohan titties. You sir are a spotter of quality

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diesel — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:02:53 +0000

I like to think that I’m an influencer in the way that the “before” pictures are in those weight loss ads.\par
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Oh, and I think you should use your power to make me the other kind of influencer.

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blogcabins — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:15:24 +0000

You should influence the companies not to send you their shit anymore. Or at least influence them to send you money…