Women are 25% more disgusting than men
Yesterday I was at work towards the end of the day waiting to use the restroom. Apparently someone was in their reading an entire encyclopedia while making chocolate custard, which made me have to take a risk. Doing the pee dance that four year olds do, I went into the ladies bathroom to take a piss. We only have like four female employees where I work so it was a pretty safe bet that nobody would be dying to use the bathroom.
I walked in and locked the door behind me. The first thing I noticed about the bathroom was that in general it was cleaner the men’s room, there wasn’t papers coming out of the trashcan, discarded newspapers all around, or the general feeling that someone just totally wrecked the bathroom after a night of drinking. Personally I was really happy with my choice, I walked by the sink and noticed how clean it was and that it actually had a full thing of paper towels and soap. In fact I was so satisfied with my choice that I was thinking about making this my washroom of preference. Then I hit the toilet and the happy bubble I was residing in was not just burst but was violated by a drunk uncle at a redneck family reunion.
As I whipped out the “little general”… wait that doesn’t paint me in a good light… How about “the slightly above average length wise but not girth, general” to start dispensing my over inflated bladder, I saw something on the seat.
What was this mysterious substance on the seat? Ketchup? Strawberry Jam? Oh no, it was blood. Mmmmm… tasty.
Now I was caught in the position of being in midstream and wanting to throw up all over myself by the disgusting fact that someone had their bleeding gash on the toilet and couldn’t be civil enough to wipe up their stab wound like expulsion off the seat. I could have stopped midstream and just gone in the sink or tried to hold it until the other room became available but the release was feeling too good, so I sat their gagging and pissing at the same time, which isn’t really enjoyable.
I went back to my desk after all of this and just kind of sat there for a few minutes kind of shell shocked. If I work in a place with four women and they can’t clean up what was probably a miscarriage or something than how about a place that has like 25 women? Are the bathroom seats in their just red all the time? What is the deal with that? So using a complex mathematical formula….
I have determined that women are 25% more disgusting than men. You can’t argue with complex math done by a guy that holds a history degree and had a bitch of a time passing college algebra.
Is it all a lie and are women really more disgusting than men?
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From what goes on in my office I would asy yes they are at least 25% more disgusting. They all come and bitch about the others general state of nastiness of the others bathroom habits. I have had to go in to ” inspect” and it would gaga a maggot of a shit wagon. Jeez I went to law school for this?? I am not longer on the management team afte that.\par
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At least on our side there is only one real culprit and he is 82. As it has been said – when I am 82 I just pray I can still pee and not blow a gasket.
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Umm..it must be true at your job. That’s why I hate using public restrooms like at my job or something. Some women don’t even bother to flush after they overflowed it with toilet paper. *gag* Some women leave pee all over the seat, I don’t know how. It’s gross. But the rest of the restroom is quite a bit cleaner than the men’s restroom.
I don’t quite know what goes on in the ladies room, but I have heard stories about tampons, and shit mixed together. MMMM….what a tasty treat!
You must have the worst luck ever, I’ve never seen blood on a toilet seat. \par
Sucker.
I was a janitor for one of the large wholesaler places, where you can buy two boxes of cereal, for a little more than one. You know, they sell trampolines, right next to the clothes. Trust me, you don’t want a look inside the ladies room in public bathrooms. Women can throw any pretense of being civilized away and truly shit on the floor the way they were meant to. I’m sure some of the ladies have manners, but the ones that don’t sure make up for the rest. I’d get about 20 minutes a day, that I could actually find a gap, where I, a male, could throw the sign up, and quickly mop the floor, replace tp, and wipe down all surfaces. Before a lady came up doing the dance, and trust me, they ain’t patient either, every single one of them is special, now don’t get me wrong, if I saw a pregnant woman, I know a baby is sitting on her bladder, so I’d stop, right where I was, and get out, but without fail, every other woman that walked up, even if I said, I’d be done in 30 seconds, 90% would walk right by me, and walk into a stall, kinda forcing me out, as I’m not staying in there, while ya tinkle luv. I didn’t need to get fired, because some hysterical woman, must make water. But, to get to the grim details. It usually looked like a ticket tape parade in there, little bits of shredded tp, all over the floor, the little silver box on the door for tampons, was usually ignored, in preference for the floor, and even though I cleaned it, many women prefer the hover technique, to taking a piss or shit, I only assume it was the large marge type, who’s ass stretches beyond the reaches of the throne, that left that puddle of liquid manure in there for me, but damn, what can their bathroom look like at home. I’ll assume the pattern on her wallpaper, isn’t a pattern, it’s flies. For those certain people, I assume a pig trough, would be a likely comparison. The men’s room, was by comparison, much cleaner, yeah, a little piss hits the rim or the floor once and awhile, requiring a little mopping and wiping down with a rag, and disinfectant, but for the most part, the shit stayed in the toilet, and the used paper, made to the bowl or trashcan. 25% was being kind, I’d say in public restrooms, twice as dirty, I cleaned them twice daily, every Saturday for 2 years. You’d think people would go before they left the house, but not the way the ladies act, always an emergency, with so few exceptions, I was actually surprised, if a woman would give me the 30 seconds, to finish cleaning. I literally could mop the floor, wipe the sink down, and clean 3 stalls, in under 2 minutes, as otherwise, I’d keep getting bumped out, by the next one walking up. Emergency!!! It would usually take me about an hour, to get in there, for the full 2 minutes, with my dumb ass, standing by the door, waiting for a gap in the endless parade of females, running to empty their bladders.
Yes, it’s a dirty, ancient secret, but we ARE in fact more disgusting…. I use my tweezers to pluck my eyebrows AND pop blisters..
Your math is incorrect. It’s 30%.\par
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Wow, thats pretty gross. Even though I’m a woman, I would have to agree that women are 25% more disgusting. I’ve seen my fair share of red slime and other things in places that leave you wondering how it even got there. But I’ve had to make a few emergency trips to the little boys room as well, and the only thing that ever bothered me was the overwhelming urine odor as I walked in the door.
Ew, yeah, when I worked in the office I found that women there were quite disgusting. The worst part of it all was that I got pregnant with my second child while I still worked in the office. I had to find a secluded bathroom on a whole other floor that nobody knew about to handle my morning sickness everyday otherwise I would have had to quit. Thank God I worked from home while pregnant with this last one. Just the smell from the ladies bathroom at the office…ew! I always wonder who the culprits are, too. Who are these nasty women who don’t flush and use the floor as the garbage receptacles. Don’t get me started on when there are changing stations available either! Yuk!
ok. i have to throw my 2 cents in on this one.. \par
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i am more than appalled at the site of most public restrooms. i wonder how & where these people were raised?! women especially!!! the amount of tissue paper stuff in the bowl & strewn about the floor amazes me. why are people throwing toilet paper on the floor anyway?!! theres a trashcan right next to them!!! & if it falls by accident, pick it the fuck up & dispose of it just like u would in ur own home!!!\par
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i really dont get how women can make such a mess in a freakin bathroom stall?!?!?!\par
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oh, & the hovering squatting thing.. u know, where u end up sprinkling all over the fucking seat that u should be sitting on… it wouldn’t happen if we all agreed to just sit the fuck down & pee!!! use the fucking paper sheets provided if ur so worried about germs.. but why should i have to clean up ur piss off the seat, just so i now have to hover because of the pigs before me. again.. if we all just sit down, we’l eliminate 80% of the dirty mess!\par
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flush the damn toilet!!! i dont care if u use ur shoe, we all do.. but flush damn it! & if theres a problem with the toilet, report it to management so they can take care of the problem & the rest of us dont have to see ur nastiness that u left behind!!!\par
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hand washing.. do it! & when ur drying ur hands, why dont u clean up the puddle of water u made around the sink!! how does that even happen anyways?!?!?! are u taking a fucking bath in the sink?!?!?! & throw away ur used papertowels!! & i dont mean toss it onto the heaping pile thats already there & overflowing onto the floor where urs is going to end up too!! i mean if the trashcan is overflowing.. push the pile of towels down, u can easily regain 75% of the empty trashcan back!!! it’s only a pile of damp papertowlels ladies!!!\par
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we were all taught how to properly dispose of feminine products.. & if u werent cuz ur crackhead mom neglected u, then its not that difficult to figure out!!! ur a grown ass woman for christ sakes!! clean up ur shit & dispose neatly!!!\par
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all i’m saying ladies, is have some fucking manners & treat public restrooms with the same respect u would ur own & we will all have a more pleasant experience in the public bathroom!!!\par
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NOTE- when it comes to bars & drunk girls (& guys)… there is no hope.. i think we’r all just lucky they even make it to the bathroom instead of squatting on the curb outfront of the bar in front of hundreds of strangers whom they believe cant see them for some reason… these girls are pitiful & the condition they are usually in says it all… EWWWWW!!!\par
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as for the janitor getting annoyed at women who have an urgency to use the bathroom.. sorry man.. u use to be able to hold it forever, but after having 2 kids, well… when i gotta go, i gotta go & there aint nobody gonna tell me i cant! =]
Did you wash your hands after widdling?
I was just in a mall bathroom the other day and saw the most enormous maxi pad EVER-it must have been used by a menstruating giantess-just stuck right on the side of the trash receptacle. Disgusting…so I must agree with you.
My first job was working in a grocery store. One of the things I had to do was clean both the public and the employee bathrooms. I can assure you, since I had worked there for over a year before leaving, that women are definitely more disgusting in the bathroom. It’s like they didn’t even aim for the toilet. There would be shit all over the handicap stall. I’m not even sure how some of the “accidents” were physically possible. \par
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The men’s room could be bad sometimes, but none of the most disgusting incidents happened there.
i have gone to sit down and seen poop on the seat. how the fuck does one do that? and if you leave blood on the seat is it that hard to wipe it up? totally disgusting. i think women are definitely more disgusting than men. 25% is about right.
I believe that most women are attempting to squat and hover so as to avoid the germs of full contact. At least that’s my mode.\par
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HOWEVER, I always wipe the seat clean before I exit. ALWAYS.\par
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Women are disgusting, though.
And from one journalism major to another (matty) the math IS incorrect. It’s actually more like 45% when you factor in the blood and the feces.
We’re gross but you love us!
HALLELUJAH!\par
someone else braved the subject…\par
sorry to blog dick, kev, but i covered this, also in a 2005 blog:\par
Stop Pissing On The Seat!!\par
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And the foot thing ladies, STOP IT!!\par
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use a piece of toilet paper or something! \par
do you realize how dirty every day objects are, that are DIRTIER than a bathroom toilet flush?\par
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money? keyboards? phones? \par
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why are we still flushing with our feet like some weird primitive clan?
Ladies rooms are always worse to begin with because regardless where you are because kids are allowed in there. \par
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As far as the unfortunate mess you saw, that is not a usual sight. I can assure you, the poor woman who forgot to check her toilet seat was horrified by a very very heavy “time of the month” and was trying to get it if off her clothes,legs, etc. She should have checked and cleaned behind her, agreed.\par
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It is gross but babies have to get here somehow.
ha ha! you suck! lol OMG, so I have a story about nasty boys – When I was in highschool I was a manager for the boys wrestling team. Well, the girls locker room was being remodeled, so we had to use the guys restroom. OMG! I thought I was going to be sick! There was an encredible BIG LUGEE hanging from one of the urinals! This sucker was about 8 inches long! Just hanging there!!! It was very dark green, too. I think I’m going to be sick now…
As always, you crack me up. I find it funny that there is always a waiting line for womens bathrooms haha. Poor girls!
(The) CURSES!!!
My favorite thing to do while I’m waiting in some public restroom line is to yell out “PLEASE don’t pee on the seats.”\par
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Women are beyond disgusting. I’d say 90% are pigs. My own sister and mother never sit on the toilet seat because of the ‘germs’. \par
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Some kid recently tested the drinking fountain vs the toilet at his school and the drinking fountain was completely germy but not the toilet seat.
My very first job was a night janior in a bank’s office building. We ALL hated the women’s bathroom. As soon as you walked in, it showed that they expected somebody else to pick up and clean up after them. \par
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ALWAYS worse than the guy’s bathroom. Might as well have been a “Teenager’s Only” bathroom.
yea girls r a lot worse than boys some might say that we have our exceptions or wut ever but i dont think so there is no excuses for tha dirtyness in tha bathrooms ANYWHERE if u keep ur bathroom at home clean then have enought respect ta keep a public bathroom clean. from my experiences at my high skool girls are tha worst at keeping any thing clean in there there is always no tp no soap (its always spilled on tha floor) and writings on tha walls idk wut tha boys bathroom looks like but tha girls need ta step it up and clean their own damn mess im sure tha people that clean up tha skool have enough trouble but damnit clean up tha mess u made and life would be a hole hell of a lot easier
I can honestly say that I’ve never seen blood on the seat in the office restroom. I did see some on the floor once, though. Ew.\par
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We’re not all that disgusting.
I think you forgot to carry a zero on your formula. Yours only works in a sub-atomic particle world but not in real life. Simply multiply your percentage by a factor of 10 and you’ll understand they are 250% more (I like going over 100% because it shows how stupid I am…like why not be 1254% or 2.7 million percent…)
For the record- you’re probably right. The bathrooms here always smell like shit (are they afraid to shit at home in front of the boyfriend?) and there is ALWAYS piss on the seat (like they stand on the seat and squat over the toilet). WTF?
I totally agree. I have stopped using public restrooms just for the simple fact that I am sick of walking into stalls with “floaters.” You have to be a special kind of stupid not to know how to FLUSH A FARKIN’ TOILET. *shudder*
I work with a lot of Chinese women. They still squat over the toilet to pee. They also leave monster skids, and red dye #4 all over the seat. Pigs.\par
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I’m not saying all Chinese women are like that, they must all work at my company.
Only 25%? I’d say more like 125%
Jeez Kevin! Thanks for sharing THAT! Though I have experienced walking into the bathroom where women have little regard for their sanitary disposals…I think it is imperative to call one out on it – openly! Then next time I am spared myself the gagging and lesson learned! You should have come out making a big deal of it! \par
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Moms (okay, and Dads) – take regard and teach your daughters better!\par
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With that aside……nothing more disgusting than the potent smell of urine in a mens room or unisex bathroom. Don’t miss guys! Seat down and wipe it! Don’t forget to wash your hands. I recoil from shaking hands with men – always wondering.
It probably wasnt a woman who left the blood. It was probably another guy who went in there, sat it down, then dragged his popped hemi over the seat. Disgusting but true. A woman always cleans up after a miscarriage. Men leave their ass skids everywhere.
Women seem to hold on as long as they can to avoid germs and go to a nice clean toilet at home… when they decide they cant hold it any longer it is a lights and sirens emergency(haha they gotta line up) to use the closest toilet, which they then attempt to use the hover manoeuvre after crossing their legs and doing the I gotta pee dance in line for ten minutes past emergency time. It really isnt any wonder that things get messy, they are near on messing their pants when they get to line up. Imagine the mad scramble to remove the garments between them and the toilet without getting them on the floor/wall or other surface with their handbag gripped between their teeth(seen many women without one?) messing up their aim. Then they have THE CURSE as my ex called it(she pronounced it like it was all capitals) which adds an extra surprise when it starts to trickle past whatever form of mopping up has been put in place(or not when it comes early).\par
It is any wonder between that recipe for disaster and a propensity for tears while wearing war paint(I mean make-up) that there is enough paper in the world to cover it.
’so I sat their gagging and pissing at the same time’\par
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You sit down to pee? See, if you’d been standing like you’re supposed to you could’ve hosed the offending area down for the next occupant.
heh Not just at work but anywhere with a public restroom. If the restroom smells like piss – I will not go. I figure putting myself at risk for a 10 day UTI is much better than putting myself at risk for some odd germ that I have never encountered in my life.
I always demand a brand-new toilet be installed in any bathroom before I use it.\par
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It is the only way to be sure.
I don’t know. Even though we piss, bleed and shit all over the place we can still manage to leave the bathroom without it smelling as though we just painted the walls with urine and vomit. Seriously, way in the hell do the Men’s bathrooms stink so fucking bad? That being said, I think it might be 15%. We get a 10% discount because we have vaginas. Those things are a pain in the ass.
Why were you peeing with the seat down in the first place?
I must confess I do not understand your math fully, as a female we are more disgusting and rude. We are just better at being more discreet, you just snuck in and discovered our secret.
We Women are way more disgusting than men. it’s not just the blood, feces, and urine! a little know fact about women, we can hold more gas than a tanker truck, but only for a certain amount of time. also so far as disgusting goes ever heard of waxing? litterally ripping skin and hair off- way grosser than a used pad!
woman are a little more gross then men…\par
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i hate when i use the mens room and theres little curlies on the seat\par
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(cant u guys keep it trimmed up???)\par
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or when theres a smell of urine and BEHOLD…\par
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Its coming from the floor in front of the urinal..\par
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lol i guess were almost even..\par
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but then again, i Gave birth 2 my second 2 days ago and it WAS pretty Gross..actually..it was DISGUSTING!
correct! But i was not only disturbed by the lack of hygiene when I was in an almost identical situation as described by you, but on a restaurant toilet (pee all over the first toilet- well, I move on to the next, same thing here and actually on all of them!) but also the writings on the walls! It was just incredible which dirty and sexual sh*** was put there with the nicest female handwriting! So yes, women are grosser than men: there factors combined a 250% grosser behavior might be a fair estimate!
(and yes, commenter “VE” you know nothing about maths if you think there is no such thing as more than 100%! 
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I am rotflmao you are so funny! \par
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I KNOW firsthand that you also be correct. \par
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I’m a woman and my first realization that women are more disgusting than men (I think its above 25%) was my freshmen year in college. You would not believe the disgusting horrors I experienced in the dorm bathrooms (not just in the toliet area but there were often unpleasant surprises in the showers). When ever I stepped foot into the bathroom I learned to go armed with paper towels, lysol, and a whole bucket of disinfectants, seat covers, gloves etc…\par
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I lived in an honors dorm, you’d think that smart women would have the intelligence and common decency to clean up after themselves…NOT SO! \par
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I will only use public bathrooms if it is an absolute emergency…its probably not the best thing to do but I go above and beyond the call of duty to wait til I get home (my husband hates that lol)
I’ve worked a few nightclubs. If you truly want to understand the nature of the beast, go strolling through a busy night club women’s room at closing time.\par
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Guys pee on the floor, sometimes you puke and miss a little. Life goes on.\par
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Women do these things (the pee on the floor gets me. I thought the whole point of sitting down was to avoid that debacle -shrugs-), plus bottles, toilet paper, cooter corks (use your imagination), and a host of other unsavory items strewn all over the place. I had to clean out a used tampon, used condom, beer bottle, eye liner thingie, and a cartload of toilet paper out of the sink one night (gods only know how it all wound up there… I’ll probably never know).\par
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YOU WOMEN ARE SICK PEOPLE! \par
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There’s a reason there’s a handle there. I fail to see how you, the “Fairer Sex”, She who is supposed to be dainty and neat, can somehow forget how to flush a freakin’ toilet between your house and the nightclub. Don’t blame the booze, either. If you forget your house training while your drinking, then you need to stop freakin’ drinking.\par
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They will never admit it. Most will act butt-hurt and indignant by these revelations, but don’t let them fool you. Women are worse pigs than men when it comes to public bathrooms.
I don’t think women are any more disgusting than men. It’s just men don’t have to deal with any type of monthly flow…now imagine if they did? What kind of blood and piss would be all over the seats that never get put down in the first place? Missing the target over half the time? Not to mention the bitching that would go along with that time of the month? I bet men would get time off just for that “time of the month!” I’m sure there would be so many different kinds of support groups and meetings, served with hot coffee, sugary donuts, and even your own “special” sponsor for those hard and emotional times, that you just can’t make it through. \par
Another thing, is a proven fact that women’s bladder’s are smaller and weaker than mens, even in a non-pregnant state, and especially after having children. Women tend to go to the restroom more than men, because of this fact, (that’s for the guy who made the comment about women racing past him to use the toilet while he was cleaning…or any other jerk that can’t understand that concept). \par
I’ve also been in men’s restrooms, where it reeks of urine, the soap is always full…hmmm makes you wonder if they ever wash? Toilet paper? Nah… can’t blame the men though, just bad management ( he must be a man? ) I wonder how he figures men wipe thier a**? Do they? \par
…and to be fair and diplomatic…sort of…Personally… I never leave my seat bloody, that’s disgusting!!! Wipe that business down! Use toilet seat covers! Damn…I will carry Clorox Disinfecting Wipes Travel Size, if I have to!!! Shitting on the floor??? Well the only place I have seen this is in public places, parks, beaches, etc., and usually the women have the kids, so possibly could be the kids. In most cases I have seen, kids make the MOST mess! \par
Now I do have to say…women…FLUSH YOUR GUSH! Its rather disturbing and plain out disgusting to see a mixture of feces, blood, piss and…what not. Don’t wanna use your precious hands on that dirty handle to flush???? Well use your foot!!! But pleaseeeeee flush!!! For the courtesy of others. If you’re a squatter and don’t wanna touch the seat…have the courtesy to wipe that piss down!!! I don’t wanna b sittin’ on your piss.\par
Waste is a natural part of life…some sh*t we have to deal with no matter what. I suggest we make it as tolerant as possible.
oh… P.S. To whomever said the red blood clots were miscarriages. That red gelatin crap you are seein’ isn’t a MISCARRIAGE! Its the lining of the uterus being shed…that is no longer needed when a woman does not get impregnated.
yeah, woman public bathrooms are generally DISGUSTING…like one time i had to go pee and i go into a stall and there is a tampon in the toilet and the water was completely red….it was nasty!
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how do you “forget” to check the seat??\par
are women squeezing their eyes shut when they turn around to flush?\par
even in today’s world of automatic flushers, don’t you still turn around to make sure everything “went down”?
cooter corks?\par
hahahahaha