Pat Sajak Hates His Job
(This blog was going to announce the official countdown for Miley Cyrus’s 18th birthday but I got talked out of it. I am really looking forward to getting my shot at some Achy Breaky money but whatever.)
I have never been a big Wheel of Fortune guy, well I mean I did have a thing for Vanna White when I was a young guy. She placed highly in my top three along with Carrie Fisher and Christie Brinkley.
Just in case you were asking I would still sleep with Christie Brinkley… Um Carrie Fisher not so much. Anyways, I had the news on last night and wasn’t paying attention when I heard Wheel of Fortune come on. I haven’t watched the show in forever and was thrown off by the new speed round they have to start it off. Anyways as I started watching when they did the player introductions with Sajak giving their brief bio and making some small talk. He got to the third lady and read her little card, “So it says here you like to travel and shop. You’d be surprised how many times I have read that over the years.”
Now that last statement can be taken a lot of ways and usually on a game show it would be taken for playful banter. But Sajak said it with such disdain that I thought he was going to grab the girl by the hair and try to jam her head onto one of the spokes on the outer rim of the wheel. It was then that I realized that Pat Sajak hates his job, and not like the way you and I hate our jobs, he is about to just snap. You know how when you go into a restuarant or retail store and can just tell the person helping you despises their job? Well Sajak is that person right now.
As the show went on you could just hear it in his voice, the fake concern for when a contestant made a mistake, the forced delivery where you could feel him gritting his teeth. Sajak wants to slit the throats of these contestants and I am afraid for the man.
Do you think after the show he goes into his dressing room and drinks heavily, mixing in prescription pills and staring into the mirror screaming, “She doesn’t even turn the fucking letters, she just taps the screen. How is that a job?”
Maybe he chucks the glass into the mirror and screams about how his reflection makes him sick.
I am really worried about Sajak…
Do you think when he kills everyone on the set and them himself I could get his job?
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It is good to have sometign to aspire to. I would caution you that you hvae to be a weather man first. He was in Tennessee somewhere and the guy from Family Fued that offed himself was as well.
Why would you want it? But I do think he kills the contestants…think about it…why is it that there are no Tournaments of Champions? At least Deal or No Deal brings back a contestant or two…heck even Survivor has its All Stars…but WoF? None…why? Cause Sajak’s eating their brains like the guy on Heroes.
Well, I’d vote for you - but remember in fifty years you’ll be exactly where Pat is today… \par
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Do you really want that? \par
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And ask yourself who will be turning the letters then? \par
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I’m gonna go with Paris… or Britney.. Maybe even Lindsay? No, Lindsay will be dead from drugs in ten years…
I’d want to see him pop Vanna.
Go for it. I always wanted to be one of Barker’s Beauties but that can never happen now.::sob:: So much for dreams.
I bet after the show, Sajak goes out to the set and plays Wheel of Fortune all by himself. Always spinning, spinning, spinning…cuz he’s always the host and he never gets to play. Then the custodians come in at 5am and find him tied naked to wheel, and they just say, “It’s gonna be another wacky day on the Wheel of Fortune set.”
I hate his job, too.
That was really, really funny. Mainly because it’s 100% true.
You’d be better off as host of Card Sharks when that show makes its return.
I think Pat is just sick or that barbie doll he works with. Poor Pat. \par
Personally I think he and that voice person are an item.
I’m waiting for his head to start spinning around and vomit green slime.
I miss the little pictures of everyone leaving comments. Now we all look like stalkers of little children.\par
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Pat is looking for a gun. .com
Tell me you wouldn’t hate a job where you had to deal with idiots that can’t solve simple word puzzles and not be able to put the wood to Vanna White. If I were him I would have gone postal years ago.
The Wheel of Fortune is still on?
I’m surprised he HASN’T snapped yet….I just can’t wait for my mom to call me and say “turn to channel 7, Pat Sajak has a gun to Vanna’s head and keeps telling people to solve the f*ing puzzle!” Until then, I’ll just watch Judge Judy.
You could probably get his job, but the bigger question is, do you really want to be the next Pat Sajak?
Whoever you have a picture of is a MILF!
Bob was the same way before he quit price is right.\par
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He would tell people to be careful or they would smash their face on the wheel, or the looks he would give someone. I like bob a lot and the price is right wont be the same but when you have been doing the same thing since before the civil war.. resentment is going to happen
THAT was hilarious! Good one Kevin!
Congratulations on the #4 Google Ranking for the term “Haley Cyrus”
I’m adding you up in my blogroll and nobody can stop me! Hahahah! Peace
I would still gladly tag Carrie Fisher if for no reason other than to say I did. \par
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Boo Hoo for Pat Sajak, that fool has rode the Wheel of Fortune Gravy Train for long enough. He really doesn’t do much more than Vanna White, and he’s not easy on the eyes whatsoever. I would trade places with him in a heartbeat, no questions asked.
Poor fellow. I never really realized what pain he was in.\par
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I hope he snaps.
I love Pat. He is funny and makes cracks at people that can take a joke. I think he loves his job more than not. Everyone has bad day’s. He shows his real mood and does it with humor.Sounds like someone is jellous of him and needs to cut him into pieces to feel better. I think anyone can be a game show host for a day! It takes a real man to stick it out till the end!
yes, every time i watch wheel of fortune, i notice that he is losing it. it’s only a matter of time.
It’s good. I bet every time in his head he is yelling at the people that buy a fucking vowel when they already know what the damn thing is because every other letter is already up there.
Isn’t Haleys name really Miley??
Holy shit, I didn’t realize that Pat Sajak hated his job. I’m just shocked. I’m just speechless.
miley is only 14
That’s why it’s a “countdown”… even if it’ll be a long one! C’mon… there was a countdown for the Olsen twins from the moment they started bleeding on a regular basis, and Miley is at least giving high school boys (and some teachers) hardons!