The Greatest Smoking Gun Story Ever
Tori sent me this… and I have to say it is a little depressing that a preacher has a kinkier sex life than I do. What am I talking about? He has a sex life period.
Tori sent me this… and I have to say it is a little depressing that a preacher has a kinkier sex life than I do. What am I talking about? He has a sex life period.
On 10/9/07 at 9:51 pm
said:
Why was there a condom? Did he not know where it had been? Please ’splain…
On 10/10/07 at 7:59 am
said:
Okay that had to be one of the funnier things I’d read in a while. The absolute best cracker of a line was the last one though, referring to “the strong arm of our Savior”. Hahahahaha.
On 10/10/07 at 8:00 am
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P.S. I’m so going to hell.
On 10/10/07 at 4:43 pm
said:
This is just sick and wrong…..what a great story..
On 10/11/07 at 5:59 pm
said:
Maybe the dildo could get in a lot better with a condom on….wait…maybe he was going to suck on it after it came out of his butt….wait…wait…maybe that condom didn’t fit him so he said “what the hell…lets not toss it…lets put it on the dildo”.\par
Anyway…this is such an interesting story! I’ll bet he was a bad diver and needed to be punished.
On 10/16/07 at 11:30 am
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I’d categorize this under “How I Don’t Want Them to Find My Body When I Die.”