Comments on: I’m Not Getting an Abortion I am Just on My Way Home

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hack124x768 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:57:36 +0000

That seems pretty backwards, Most of the time it’s the dad who is on the right and the kid on the left. I’m pretty independent myself, leaning toward republicans. God I hope ron paul goes independent for the election…

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Scarface — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:11:06 +0000

Abstinence prevents abortions.\par
Homosexuality prevents abortions.

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Stairface Chippendale — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:09:28 +0000

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/ has a few good political/religious faction shirts up. My favorite just says ‘Abortion, it’s a lot like locking your keys in your car.’ with a picture of a coat hanger.\par
These blind followers should realize condoms are easier and cheaper to change than diapers. Ever think of closing your legs for once in your life? And for the females, don’t you consider your eggs living like a guy’s throat yogurt? You’re constantly ‘killing.’\par
Oh the irony, ‘pro-life’ moral retards will kill those who work in abortion clinics, this tickles my fancy.\par
PS : I’d rather be related to a monkey than to be a proud sister-humping inbred who believes in a self-creating fairy tale.

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Rinni — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:35:31 +0000

Next time just throw the car in park and take a giant shit right there on the sidewalk and say, “Betcha you wish I would’ve aborted that turd baby, SUCKAS!” They should leave you alone after that.

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MySpace Addons — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:02:21 +0000

HAHA oman you make me laugh. That was hilarious, I hate those protesters. I’d def. wear the shirt .

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Brett Summers — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:11:20 +0000

“Abortion Rocks!”\par
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LMAO!! I’ll give you a spankin’ new crisp hundred if you wear an “Abortion Rocks!” t-shirt to atleast 3 different classes.

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love notes & lemonade — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:50:43 +0000

Plan A:\par
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I really like where you are going here, but this might save you some time and money.\par
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1. Get women to go with you and pretend they are pregnant. Maybe invest some time in making a pretend baby belly. All you have to do is make the protesters believe that your women are getting an abortion.\par
2. Once inside the clinic have her remove the false belly.\par
3. Maybe you could market this idea to women who are in need of their yearly exam. You could offer free transportation to and from the gynecologist, all they would have to do is pretend a little.\par
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I would highly suggest bringing a deck of cards or something to do while you are waiting for the pretend abortion to take place.\par
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PLAN B:\par
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I think your anti-protest should be two-fold. Let me explain:\par
1. Make a lot of signs, bumper stickers, buttons, and t-shirts that say “MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY”. \par
2.Gather your groupies and chant “MAY THE FETUS YOU SAVE BE GAY” \par
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This protest will not only annoy the crazy Christians, but it will also support homosexuality.

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Gypzee — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:07:50 +0000

I kept a Love child. A high school thang. Anywayz- He is 20 now- making more $ then most 50 year olds and he is my best friend. I think I did well.

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Chris — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:17:29 +0000

Great post. Only thing I’d add is to be sure to have a poster of your own that says “Abortion 3 of 15″ when you start taking your baby mama’s in to have your demon seed removed from their bellies!

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The Divine Grace — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:35:51 +0000

Great blog as usual.\par
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My 66 year-old mother (who has never had an abortion) suggests that pregnant women should approach the protesters and ask them who in the crowd would like the baby that she is about to abort. (That usually shuts them up pretty quickly.) If there are multiple people calling her bluff, start a bid!