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What’s Your Strategy?

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/1/07 @ 4:15 am

What’s your strategy for the McDonald’s monopoly game? That is the theme of a commercial that I was getting bombarded with this weekend while watching football. They showed a girl that won 50K last year and stated that she wouldn’t divulge her strategy, which I thought was really coy. I mean why would she want to give us poor slobs the upper hand? I am sure she has plans to repeat this year and dominate this high strategy game.

I am almost positive that you don’t know this little fact. The McDonald’s monopoly game requires some of the highest strategy around, in fact I read that it out ranks chess in the area of pure strategy…. Look at these rankings, they are totally legit.

Most complex games in the world

1) Rochambeau
2) Deal or No Deal
3) McDonald’s Monopoly Game
4) Chess

How can you argue with a list that has a bold title and that is underlined? I know I can’t.

Well it just so happens I have the secret for her McDonald’s Monopoly strategy and I am going to share it with you all.

Eat a shit ton of McDonalds.


There you go, now I am going to go to start to prepare for the rochambeau world championships, apparently they have a class at my local gym.

Note: I want to thank Soleil for sending me the single greatest urban dictionary definition ever… I now introduce you to the Birmingham Booty Call.

You are all welcome.

What is your strategy for the McDonald’s Monopoly Game? Or better yet what is your favorite urban dictionary definition?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

22 Responses to “What’s Your Strategy?”

  1. says:

    have an employee at McD’s help you…

  2. says:

    I think I will havew to pass on the Birmingham booty call.\par
    My strategy is to steal game pieces from little kids as they play with the lead coated happy meal toys.

  3. says:

    The Birmingham Booty Call. Nice. Is it better than the Boston Pancake?

  4. says:

    Heh. I’m so glad we don’t have McD’s…. they closed their doors after 1 years here. Muhahahaha

  5. says:

    The only way to win at monopoly is to be a minority or a big fat redneck.

  6. says:

    Why doesn’t McDonald’s just sponsor a Rochambeau tournament instead? It would be a huge draw for them and it would also result in the loss of testicles for a lot of rednecks who shouldn’t have kids anyway. Its a win/win.

  7. says:

    McDonald’s Monopoly is a huge rip off.\par
    Unrealted: Your Mr. T pumpkin is way better than this. \par
    This looks nothing like Mr. T.

  8. says:

    hahaha the Birmingham Booty Call!!! that list was printed out and handed out at my office. \par
    It all started because I didn’t know what a Cleveland Steamer was so I looked it up. Now everyone in the office yells these sexual acts out randomly. \par
    “Shut up Mike before Craig gives you an Angry Dragon!”

  9. says:

    I feel that the “Tony Danza” is one of my favorite urban dictionary terms.\par
    I think that my strategy will be to get really fat by eating everything with monopoly game pieces at mcdonalds, win the money, then sue them for making me fat, then I’ll have all that extra money to get liposuction, plus a little more. I think it’s a good plan.

  10. says:

    How did you know that I have always wanted to know what a Birmingham Booty Call was?! Pure genius mind reader you are. Uhm, thank you Kevin.

  11. says:

    I just wanted to let everyone know that in honor of a special blog milestone my column today is open to the readers to create in the comments section. I have a great list of funny topics, and you can write what you like on any of them. It can be a sentence or two. It can be one hundred words.\par
    But it is yours to create. So come on by and have at it. \par
    On a side note, why isn’t checkers on there? That is a very complex recreational activity.

  12. says:

    I just go to mcdonalds and pray I get something better than a free small fry or drink. I always get those stupid railroads but I never get that ONE I need to win. It’s frustrating.

  13. says:

    ur welcome =]

  14. says:

    Kevin, when you get fat from eating all that McDonald’s you can come work out with me. :D I could be a slave driver for you.

  15. says:

    People actually play that game?\par
    I like “business time” for no particular reason.

  16. says:

    My strategy: DONT EAT THERE.

  17. says:

    If it was Scrabble, I’d be SO in.

  18. says:

    that just might work

  19. says:

    I wish I went to McDonal’s University

  20. says:

    Looking that up right now

  21. says:

    Not better, correct?

  22. says:

    That is horrible… My pumpkin was so much better

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