What’s your strategy for the McDonald’s monopoly game? That is the theme of a commercial that I was getting bombarded with this weekend while watching football. They showed a girl that won 50K last year and stated that she wouldn’t divulge her strategy, which I thought was really coy. I mean why would she want to give us poor slobs the upper hand? I am sure she has plans to repeat this year and dominate this high strategy game.
I am almost positive that you don’t know this little fact. The McDonald’s monopoly game requires some of the highest strategy around, in fact I read that it out ranks chess in the area of pure strategy…. Look at these rankings, they are totally legit.
Most complex games in the world
2) Deal or No Deal
3) McDonald’s Monopoly Game
How can you argue with a list that has a bold title and that is underlined? I know I can’t.
Well it just so happens I have the secret for her McDonald’s Monopoly strategy and I am going to share it with you all.
Eat a shit ton of McDonalds.
There you go, now I am going to go to start to prepare for the rochambeau world championships, apparently they have a class at my local gym.
Note: I want to thank Soleil for sending me the single greatest urban dictionary definition ever… I now introduce you to the Birmingham Booty Call.
You are all welcome.
What is your strategy for the McDonald’s Monopoly Game? Or better yet what is your favorite urban dictionary definition?