The Monkey Menace

Time to take a breather from the whole dating thing as I have finished up covering craigslist and am about to move onto my next round of experiments.
Today I want to talk about something that threatens… well none of us… well unless you are reading this blog in Delhi.
Apparently there is a massive monkey menace [...]

And here comes the hate mail

(Note: The hamster in question from the other day died of natural causes. The burial is set for sometime this week, if you would like to view the body you can check out the shoe box on top of my neighbors fridge.)

I am only on the first stage of this series and the hate mail [...]

Should My Face Ever Expand, I’m Safe

This last Friday morning, in my usual post-sleep stupor, I was shaving my manly, square-jawed face.  Whenever I finish shaving, it’s a ritual of mine to reach over, squirt some lotion in my hand, and rub it over my face.
This time, as I massaged it into my sensitive Donkflesh, I noticed something different about the lotion; [...]

You Can Get Everything on Craigslist, but a Date Part 3: Women for Men

Since posting an ad didn’t really work out all that well I decided that maybe I should check out the women on craigslist and see what they had to offer. One of the problems you run into is examining the ads and trying to determine what is what. Finding a real person on craigslist and [...]

Random Quotes I Came Across Today

My friend Tom sent me this one:
Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn’t know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.
“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” he [...]

Hamster Homicide

The dating series will resume Monday (I already have hate mail), today I need your help on a serious matter. My neighbor has a daughter who has a hamster that is on its last legs. He can barely walk over to his trey and eat, it is time to put the hamster down. Now my [...]