I want to join a secret society

I was sitting in my apartment the other day feeling pretty damn good about myself. I have a job I like, I am getting my Masters, I have my own place, my dating life is healthy, my golf game is solid… but something crept up in the back of my head changing all that. I [...]

It’s Been Awhile…Random Thoughts

-Kyla Ebbert was asked to get off a Southwest Flight the other day because she was wearing “inappropriate clothing”.
This is what she was wearing:

Now I felt bad for this girl, in fact I was so mad that I decided to never fly Southwest again, I mean what happens when I want to fly in a [...]

Now that I am alone

Throughout my entire life I have always lived with either family, a roommate, or a TON of roommates. This is the first time I haven’t had anyone else living with me, so it gives me the freedom to eat Taco Bell on my couch in boxers while watching porn. (If that isn’t heaven I don’t [...]

How to get rid of your lesbian stalker

So I have a friend, for the sake of her privacy we will call her Jess. Recently Jess was talking to me about a situation in her life that she wanted advice on. And really who is better to get advice from than me? (You could insert at least 150 people you know here.) Basically [...]