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» Monthly Archives: September 2007

As a readership you have all totally failed me

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/18/07 @ 4:12 am

To say I am disappointed in every single one of you (the five people besides family members that read this crap) would be an understatement.
In my last blog of 2006 I laid out a campaign for this year, something that we all could unite and get behind: the elimination of all left handers from the [...]

Big Lots is the Store of Choice for the Anti Christ

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/17/07 @ 5:00 am

I never really have shopped at Big Lots before, there is one near my house and I needed a bed frame. So out of convenience I went there. Really easy right? Go in, buy a frame, go home, assemble frame, place bed on frame, and sleep….. pretty simple.
Oh but it wasn’t that simple, not at [...]

Little Debbie Zebra Cakes = Crack to a 9 Year Old

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/14/07 @ 5:24 am

I woke up this morning after going to the open mic last night with nothing to write about. I didn’t go on stage (I am going up next week) and I really didn’t want to rip on what I saw there. (Possibly the worst comedy ever) So I figured it would be a non-blogging day [...]

Most Pointless Post Ever

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/13/07 @ 5:21 am

“People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is [...]

Your Balls for a T-shirt

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/12/07 @ 4:22 am

So I woke up this morning, decided to sit down and check my e-mail. Have a banana and a bottle of water for breakfast and surf the news really quick because I like to be informed.
Went to cnn.com, saw the usual hurricanes, political news, Iraq but then I saw this headline:
Longhorns fan nearly castrated in [...]

There are two types of people that own Coexist Stickers

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/11/07 @ 4:38 am

I would like to make this observation as delicately as possible.You know those Coexist bumper stickers that are out there:

The other day I saw someone with a Coexist bumper sticker on a car and something struck me. There are only two types of people with coexist stickers:
1) Dirty Hippie White Guys with Dreads
2) Fat white [...]

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