Hey Big Lots… Did You Learn Your Lesson?
On Monday I brought the ruckus against Big Lots and yesterday I showed the power of my blog.
A plane crashed in Chattanooga on Wednesday (everyone survived) in a retail parking lot, which ended up causing a massive traffic snarl last night and this morning. Guess what retail store is like a block away?
That is right… Big Lots.
So apparently my aim was a tad bit off, but I would like to take full credit for this. See what happens when you mess with a bull Big Lots? You get the horns. (insert other random cliches here)
I guess this serves warning to anyone that crosses me now or in the future.
Who would you like me to take out for you? I am pretty sure I can have your boss get the flu or at least the runs.
Also here is the local commercial I am in… Yeah, I am huge in Buffalo… blech.
Did they at least give you a Poz jersey?
Just ANOTHER reason why you are MY hero!
Love the commercial! You look great under all that stuff…
Love the commercial! You look great under all that stuff!
You can be my clothing rack. Mmhmm.
Can you have something happen so my work is closed tomorrow? Nothing horrible, just something so I can make it a three day weekend?
lol… I’m up for the 3 day weekend too
Gina stole my line.
*sigh*
can you like take my ex out? he doesnt quite get the “i’m over you..leave me the fuck along” message. oh and you looked so happy in the commercial lol
Woooow, great commercial. You look thrilled to be in it too! =) You think you can maybe take out my neighbor’s dog? It’s a little white pomeranian that is horrible. I’d run it over myself but you know, then I’d feel bad and stuff, but if somebody else did it…poof no more poo in my yard! =)
When do you make your Steve Baldo Auto Group commercial debut? And do you now get a SAG card?
I am holding out for Fucillo
Wow, your acting is astonishing. I see big things for you in the future. Maybe even bigger than your blogs. Is that even possible?
Can you make it snow…ya know, X-men style with the swirly twirly Halle Barry crap. I don’t wanna go to work or school. So a nice blizzard would be awesome.
Is there some way you can force Hillary Clinton to drop out of the race? That would be nice.
And when will James Lipton be interviewing you on “Inside the Actor’s Studio”?
haha you make a great clothing rack. I’m calling you AND from now on.
I’m telling you Big Lots blows. I’d rather go to Walmart and wrestle with all the teenage mom’s and their six kids.
that is so awesome about the big lots. you never have been the best with aim. oh, and i love the fact that you’re “and” in the commercial. not to mention a human coat rack. that’s what we used to call the girls at hardcore shows that only came ’cause their boyfriends did…coatracks.
So wait, is that you getting all kinds of covered up by the jerseys?
Ooooh. Tonawanda. You’re close enough to stalk.
Wow! Simply, Wow!
hehe nice commercial!
That commercial was hilarious!
I’m impressed. And I’m not easily impressed ya know.
they turned you into a coat rack..
couldn’t take my eye off you, because i was cleaning the other one…
Take out the whole WALMART society.
Did they give you your money back + a gift card for the amount of $100 for that ridiculous part they could not come up with for you?
That’s like, the worst commercial EVER. I’m making an award for it. You dork.
Yeah I bet your mom was sooo happy!
I want a shirt that says “AND”.
Pretty bad commercial … good times.
I like how the shirt almost comes off the hanger at one point. That’s class.
Sounds kinky, where are you going to stick the coat hanger?
The force is strong with this one
I would rather light myself on fire than wear one of them
Bathroom flood?
You have to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to sexually harass me
Car crashing into building?
Gives new meaning to the phrase, “No wire hangers”
I was going to make an abortion joke here.
My instructions were to look like it was the last place I wanted to be. Since I am such a good actor I followed those directions… Next stop Othello.
As for the ex I will see what I can do.
A lawnmower will fall out of the sky today
Fuck that. If I can’t sexually harrass you whenever and where ever I please I’m out. Done.
Men.
So demanding… I like it when you are pushy
Kevin Spacey is nothing compared to me
I don’t think that would close the building… they have even kept us here with a power outage. How about a bad spill where they have to close the road for the day starting at about 7:30 (so I don’t end up stuck here.)
You’d be huge, Buffalo….HUUUUGGGGAH
On your knees bitch.
I might be able to swing that
I’m deploying Oprah to swing the race
I only hope he talks about my small role on Bosom Buddies
I still have the t-shirt… I might wear it to work tomorrow.