Sep
13
Most Pointless Post Ever
“People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.”
That is all you are getting out of me today…. I am debating if I should hit open mic night up tonight and get back on the stand-up horse.
Ummm…..right…..
Feeling a little ‘creatively challenged’ today perhaps?
Please don’t tell me it’s writer’s block.
Tell Octy I said hi, though.
Uhhhhhhhh….. no tribute to your undying love for me?
Get back on the horse. Make sure you make a Jesus crack on stage while you’re at it.
I call my right testicle “thing 1″ and the left one “thing 2″, their both nuts!
Anchorman is amazing. I think I’ll watch it again tonight, even though I just watched it last week.
do i even what to know why its name is “octagon”?
Lick ‘em and stick ‘em, whatever that means.
hahahaha I had that same quote somewhere.
dooooood.
hit you with an award.
bob on.
I asked my boyfriend and he didn’t have an answer. Why do they call them “balls” when it’s really just one big cube?
Nah the blog post that was supposed to go up today wasn’t finished because I am working with another person on it. Plus I just love this quote.
Nope it was lack of time in a day block
Want to write him a note?
I wouldn’t want to be accused of being a liar.
Now shake that ass girl… I have no idea where that came from
I have a Madeline McCann bit I have been dying to use
Even better.