There are two types of people that own Coexist Stickers
I would like to make this observation as delicately as possible.You know those Coexist bumper stickers that are out there:
The other day I saw someone with a Coexist bumper sticker on a car and something struck me. There are only two types of people with coexist stickers:
1) Dirty Hippie White Guys with Dreads
2) Fat white girls that like black guys
I never see anyone else with these bumper stickers. I’ve never seen an Asian guy or an Irish looking white guy with a big pickup truck with these. Not like these people don’t get behind the idea of what the sticker means but they apparently don’t fall into the key demographic of this sticker which is: to smoke a ton of weed and/or like black cock.
When you think about it further though you can understand why they use this sticker. I mean how else can you advertise that you like either? If you are a weed smoker you really can’t roll around with pot leafs all over your car, well you could but it would draw negative attention. The coexist sticker is the perfect way to get around Johnny Law while advertising your hobby of choice.
As for the whole black cock thing, I mean how can you put that out there in a classy way? (Isn’t it kind of sad that we have to show that we have a racial preference in dating?) While I’ve seen weed stickers I have never seen, “I like big black man meat.” (Actually is there a market for that?) How else can you roll around your neighborhood advertising that? Maybe we could sell bumper stickers that stretch from the license plate to one end of the bumper that says,”Long, strong and down to get the friction on.”
Eh, maybe that isn’t a good idea. The coexist sticker is probably the better way to go.
Has anyone else seen someone with a coexist bumper sticker besides the two groups I talked about?
Honestly, this is the FIRST time that I’ve seen one. It’s a nice idea even if it’ll NEVER happen.
I’ve never seen a dirty hippie white guy with one. Only dirty hippie chicks with the Birkenstocks and hair parted evenly down the middle of their greasy head. Right next to their “Free Tibet” sticker. Basically, picture 90% of the female population at the University of Michigan.
I swear I saw one for the first time today. Unfortunately, I didn’t stick around to identify the driver so I can not prove or disprove your theory. Now, mind you – this bumper sticker was on a car on an overseas military base. Hmmm…
I’ve never seen those bumper stickers before and now I rreeeaaaaallllyyyyyyy want one.
Ok, I’m over it.
I’ve seen cat ladies with them too. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. Gray hair bobbed, greasy dirty roundish glasses, ugly wool sweater paired either with crappy hippy skirt or really old stirrup stretchpants. Birkenstocks or Crocs on, cat hair everywhere because she owns like 37 cats… It’s what they do when they want to appear like they have a somewhat socio-political opinion so people don’t think that they only ever talk about their cats, but we all know they do only ever talk about their cats.
It is also required if you live in Asheville, NC. I think it is where hippies are grown.
Thats funny, I have seen any of the bumper stickers but Ima sure watch out for them now. Peach. Love. Weed.
Have never even heard of the sticker before, let alone see anyone with it. But I can imagine that the majority of the owners fit those two demographics. I’ll keep my eyes peeled and let you know.
Oh my God- Em Em has described me to a tee. Now all I need is one of these coexist bumper stickers… My cats would like it too, I’m sure.
I have never seen these things either. Em Em missed the part about how they most likely bring their knitting to town meetings and wear winter clothes in summer like all the other moonbats hehe.
I don’t know about bumper stickers, but this was the best bathroom grafitti I ever saw. Someone wrote “Jesus saves” on a bathroom wall and underneath, someone else chimed in, “But Gretzky puts in the rebound”
I like the Technorati Tags for this blog. If someone is searching for “black cock” I don’t think they’ll be interested in reading this. Then again, they might rush out to buy “Coexist” bumper stickers. You just tripled the sales of those bumper stickers, I bet.
I live in SL,UT land. “sweet innocent SL,UT land” and even I have seen that sticker before! I wonder what the hell it means too. I’m right there with ya!
Actually, I’ve never seen either of the two types of people you spoke of sporting that sticker. I’ve only seen hippie white chicks and lesbians with those stickers. I suppose the hippie white chicks could be the same as the hippie dudes with one small difference.
I actually think they are cool but that’s because I’m one of those open-minded, pot-smoking hippie chicks. Hey, it’s better to coexist than fight about all that bulls*@t, right?
I live in San Francisco and they actually issue these bumper stickers when you apply for a driver’s license. That way nobody knows what the hell you mean by it.
Does it make me racist if I want big white man meat?
I’ve never seen it until now. The hippies out here all bike or walk. And they’re outnumbered by cowboys 50-1 (cowboys don’t use bumper stickers here, but if they did, what would they say? Uh-oh, I’m thinking again). And…only one black family here, so a nonexistent interracial dating scene.
man..i like those stickers..but I will never put one of those on my car..I do not want to be known as the girl who likes big black man meat..so not my thing….
They built my neighborhood on those stickers. I live in Jamaica Plain, MA. It’s part of Boston. Used to be working to upper class Irish but as time marched on it got seedy. That’s when the lesbians came in and kicked ass. Next came the hippies and now us gay guys are here rearranging the furniture and making them wear nicer clothes. But they love THAT bumber sticker! Goes well with the rainbow cat sticker. I think it’s code for carpet muncher myself.
Lol I saw a Coexist bumper sticker today, and it was the first time I’ve ever seen one.
I didn’t get to see who drove the car though..
Why is it I live in NYC and haven’t seen this bumper sticker? However, I have actually seen a “Honk if you have a big cock” bumper sticker. Strange.
I have one. I am married to a white guy, mostly attracted to white men, and well I am a little overweight more than Britney less than Roseanne. But I would have had one in my prekid not fat days as well.
I have one right next to my “Pagan Special Forces” and opposite the corner with “All Hail the Gods of War” with a cool pentagram. But then my family contains all the major (and not a few minor) religions but for Islam.
I was on my way back to Indiana University and saw this older couple, the kind who play golf and drink only the finest of wines, with the sticker. I’ve never seen a fat girl who likes black cock with it, but I’ve seen hippies, and the people trying desperately to be hippies.
First, I’ve never seen that sticker, but it may be because I try desperately to avoid any leftist bullcrap, so I may have blocked it from memory.
Second, I felt I needed to comment…….fat white girls don’t like black guys. It’s black guys that like fat white girls. They love ass. And white guys don’t like fat girls. Just thought I’d correct you there.
actually
I have one of those
cept there are more letters that represent different religeons.
It’s because I’m christian and my brother is wiccan, and people at my church are dicks about it.
Realy I’m a VERY attractive Italian woman married to a VERY attractive Greek man and I have one… So let me guess your name is Billy Bob and you drive around with a bush of 04 bumper sticker.
Judging by your name we know what category you fall in.
Actually my name is right on the blog and I am super liberal…
I think people who are that judgmental and opinionated just will never get it. I bought one and I am married with three children. I am not a hippy nore would I say I love any particular type of male. It is too bad that people don’t get the message. Just think if we really could coexist how different the world would be.
lesbians,
feminazi english teachers,
my mother (who is not married to a black guy and hasnt smoked pot in years and showers daily)
good call on the first two but I happen to know she lo es the black cock
Uhhh i saw a gorgeous white girl with one on her car. Not hippie looking, or dirty, or fat. Just good looking. I live in NY, btw.
Yeah bumber stickers in general are pretty lame. Besides, Fuk all religions, then maybe we can coexist
perhaps we should stop trying to classify things and put them into little boxes and take the message with an open heart. whoever wrote this should be ashamed of themselves.
And you should get a sense of humor
Uh oh, I was actually shopping for a license plate holder but now I am not sure if I am qualified to buy one. I am totally allergic to cats!! I am married to a WHITE guy and I have kids.
I’m not a hippie but only because I don’t look good in tye-dye.
I am, sadly, a little overweight, so maybe that counter balances????
But, the reason I want one and the free Tibet sticker too is because I am sick of the religions that try to pin you down to their beliefs. I say if a religion works for you, go for it.
And, if there are any gay guys out there rearranging furniture…I am in desperate need of help in that category.
I think I still have my sense of humor, but then again I may have left it in my winter coat when we were at the beach in July.
just one more thing there is only one race the HUMAN race queer. and not the gay ones either they r still better then u
this is an absolutly ludicris observation!
your pathetic.
the idea behind the sticker is clear. COEXIST.
stop making rediculous observations (which are completly untrue) and get a life. seriously.
Learn to spell ridiculous and I might give your point consideration.
I am a white non hippie type female with a coexist front plate. I only wear winter clothes in the summer when it’s cold. Now what? Aren’t you glad you label people and jump to conclusions! Says so much about a person.
I’m what you would probably call a fat white chick and I have a white boyfriend. I do not date outside of my race.
I also do not smoke weed or have dirty dread locks.
I own a coexist sticker.
I feel I have a duty, and so should others, to preserve separate races and cultural diversity. I believe this should be done peacefully and without prejudice.
I guess I just wish we lived in a world where everyone can still be different and accepted at the same time.
Oh, and I didn’t vote for Obama in case anyone was wondering.
I need to go to UM
I hear ya! I moved from Ann Arbor not long ago. You got the female population of the U of M nailed.
Yeah but you are Canadian
I have one of those stickers and i am neither a drug (of any sort) user, nor am i disgustingly overweight, nevermind the comment about penis preferences.
You must track them down and see… Well if it is a military base we can count out the first one
I was going to ship you one and everything
Go on, lord knows there is enough black cock ’round here… although I would need to work on the fat bit. PIZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Apparently black cock makes you fat, so I guess you can hop on it
What, you mean I have to get fat and not enjoy the process?!?! Heathen.
Someday I want to be a cat lady; the sort of shut in that likes her cats (all 37 of them) more than people. Actually, I already do like my cats more than people, which actually just proves I don’t like people. I will have to draw the line at stretchpants though, there is only so far I am willing to go for the realism. I also fully intend to make use of medicinal weed for some fabricated medical condition. So clearly I should buy this bumper skicker now for my future persona… although it would be a bit of a hypocrital thing to have, given I don’t care if people coexist as long as they exist out of my presnce.
True, I’ve never seen one either. Maybe it is because Canada is better at that whole coexisting thing… maybe because of all the medicinal pot we are smoking. Personally, I tailgate people so closely, I never get a good look at their bumpers.