It’s Been Awhile…Random Thoughts
-Kyla Ebbert was asked to get off a Southwest Flight the other day because she was wearing “inappropriate clothing”.
This is what she was wearing:
Now I felt bad for this girl, in fact I was so mad that I decided to never fly Southwest again, I mean what happens when I want to fly in a mesh shirt and a speedo?
But then I saw Kyla’s MySpace Page and saw her profile pictures:
And I realized that Kyla is a total attention whore, she should have been kicked off that flight just because of that. Although, I can’t wait to see her in Playboy, which predict will be happening within three months.
-I caught a ton of shit from my Madelein McCain blog a few months back. So much that I had to write a hate mail blog about it.
Well now I feel a little vindicated because her parents were named suspects. So England, you still want to go looking for her? Now how about taking the time and helping some of the ugly missing kids?
-Apparently Jenna Jameson had her boobs ripped out according to Us Magazine. And really how can you even debate anything Us Magazine says?
So let me get this straight, when you have a massive drug problem which causes you to lose a ton of weight and look like skeletor you need to get your boobs removed? Weren’t they what got her where she is in the first place? Talk about ungrateful.
-Mission Man Band might be the greatest/worst reality tv show ever. If you haven’t watched it basically it takes four guys that were in moderately successful boy bands and tries to united them into a super group. The thing is that they are so set up for complete failure that it makes the show watchable.
First of all they have a guy from Color Me Badd in there who is wasn’t even around during the real boy band fad, he is years older than everyone in the band and about 200 pounds heavier.
Great addition…
Then to add fuel to the fire they are having them perform at an Orlando Magic game during halftime. That might be the worst marketing idea ever, “Hey lets send four former boy band members to an event that has probably 80% male attendance to sing a song they have been working on for two days.” I wonder if they are going to have the Chippendale’s perform this year? Awful…
Next week: female ejaculation, the toilet paper betting game, a new set of five questions
It all makes so much sense. And you always find the best/worst reality shows.
mesh, lol
In order:
I saw Kyla on the today show and didnt thin what she was wearing was all that bad – it just showed a lack of taste and class. She wasnt dressed sexy, just whorish.
The parents did it. Thier story never made sense to me.
Now about Jenna – what can I say. She is so scary looking that junior wont come out to play.
No boy bands for me – I will leave it to you to keep me informed
So when do the apology mail start rolling in from your friends across the pond?
I saw her on “The Today SHow” today, and the top looked fine…the skirt was a little short, but no shorter than what most skinny heifers wear nowadays anyway. I think maybe this making a mountain out of a molehill type of thing.
Kevin,
I distinctly remember saying, back when you wrote that blog, what parents take their kids to a foriegn country, then leave their kids alone in a hotel room to eat fucking dinner? Scotland Yard, The FBI, KGB, Interpol, whoever fucking is handling this debacle should’ve called me on day two. Case solved. No debate.
Regards,
Inspector Matt Clouseau
I just don’t get what was inappropriate in her clothing choice for the flight. Maybe if she was standing erect I could see what the fuss was all about. I always try to find the silver lining in a situation as this…at least she was skinny and attractive, shows SW is not biased by allowing those ones to get away with slutty fashion choices?
On the other hand, it could have been some jealous bitch attendant pissed cause the girl was sitting next to the one hot guy on the plane the attendant had hoped he/she would be doing upon the landing….I don’t know.
Regarding the McCains, good point, glad you have been vindicated. Have you ever been on Jury Duty with some of the bleeding heart types who seem to side with the defendant almost instinctively? They ignore the glaring facts/evidence in order to interject their own “well, I know I have been guilty of leaving my kids in the room for a moment and I didn’t kill my kid”, stories. The only thing good about being in deliberations with them, is how EASY it is to tear apart their weak excuses/arguments for the defendant and getting a unanimous guilty plea…SWEET!
I’m definitely going to hell for saying this, but: She’s a McCain, so maybe she’s just stuck in a Vietnamese prison.
(Actually, it’s spelled McCann, but I needed to make that joke.)
I fucking hated Color Me Badd, and now I have more opportunities to make fun of the “one that got fat.”
IF THIS ENDS UP HERE LIKE FIVE TIMES I SWEAR IT IS NOT ME!… IT IS HAUNTED…
“And really how can you even debate anything Us Magazine says?”
you are beyond funny omg myspace SO could not ever handle you! good thing you escaped the funny farm. they dont like YOUR kind of people there. you know…the ones with a sense of humor! kv
and who is kevin? i like him a lot…
Comment by kevin
2007-09-07 11:23:54
“…I would have to say that I would like airlines to start kicking people off that don’t bathe.”
ROCK ON DUDE! POWER TO THE PEOPLE. i would like to add crying babies, old people, people who snore, tall people who block the movie, people with too much perfume/cologne and people who put the seat BACK.
I feel I should apologise for the behaviour of my fellow countrymen.
But then, sorry is the hardest word to say. Except ‘filicide’, of course.
The last time I flew I saw a few young women who were wearing much less. I can’t imagine why someone would wear what amounted to a nightie for a flight. I was so cold I bought a hoodie in the gift shop.
Hm, Yes, I do have a feeling we’re only getting about 17% of the Kyla story.
About the McCanns… I hadn’t seen your earlier posts, being a new Pointless reader, but I have one thing to say about that:
Holy Crap. You get the Best… Comments…. Ev-ur.
I’m dead jealous.
Are we supposed to know who this girl is or do I live under a rock?
I have to admit I love watching train wrecks.
Whorish is the new black.
Yeah I don’t know if I can yank it to her anymore, it is like a bad cartoon of her former self.
I don’t know if having me be your information source on boybands is a good thing or not.
I think right around when hell starts freezing over
Can you solve the case of my missing socks as well?
Eh look at the MySpace pictures she is wearing a hell of a lot less.
Only if I can wear rubber gloves once I find the “crunchy” ones.
good for me, bad for you.
Um I am a bleeding heart but with a good bullshit meter.
There was nothing wrong with what she was wearing… although I would have to say that I would like airlines to start kicking people off that don’t bathe.
Well done sir… well done
aka the one that ate rest the band