Dear Bald Man Ahead of Me in Line,

Dear Bald Man Ahead of Me in Line,
Dude, we need to talk. Before I make a few points I have to ask you some questions so please be patient.

1) Are you a pirate? Do you rape and pillage, sailing the seas looking for booty? I don’t think you are because you don’t have an eye [...]

Wait Can I Just Switch Tables?

Sometimes in life you run into a situation where you begin to size everything up and want a do over. On a recent date I was out with a girl and I couldn’t help but notice a couple at a table next to us. The girl was really attractive and I couldn’t take my eyes [...]

Reason Number 1 and 2 of Why Grad School is Bullshit

I decided to start a series giving you reasons why Graduate School is total bullshit… So far I have come up with a few different reasons and I wanted to highlight a couple of them today.
REASON 1: People are full of shit
I have a seminar where people come in and talk about what they are [...]

Well I Feel Like a Pedophile Now

A few weeks back I went to a second hand store to look for random things for my apartment. There really wasn’t anything worth buying, well except for an old washboard to hang in my bathroom. I was getting ready to leave when I discovered the best two items ever for .50 each, which I [...]

Hey Big Lots… Did You Learn Your Lesson?

On Monday I brought the ruckus against Big Lots and yesterday I showed the power of my blog.
A plane crashed in Chattanooga on Wednesday (everyone survived) in a retail parking lot, which ended up causing a massive traffic snarl last night and this morning. Guess what retail store is like a block away?
That is [...]

I wish I was a black teen in the 1990s

Once and awhile I will sit down and ponder in what area and era would I want to live in. I always thought I would love to live in Post World War 2 New York City, it just seemed like a fun time to live for some reason, well except for the chain smoking.
Over the [...]