Tame Those Pesky Flapping Boobies

God it sucks to be a woman.  PMS, bloating, birthing a child, hot flashes…no wonder most of you are almost impossible to live with.  But hey, at least those pesky flapping boobies and the itchy, painful bras you need to wear to control those bad boys will trouble you no more.
That’s because an Israeli company [...]

Karaoke Can Lead to Assault

This could possibly be the single greatest news story I have ever read.
A 21 year old spitfire that the article described as a “little hippie girl” went totally insane and assaulted a karaoke singer when they got on to the stage to sing Coldplay’s “Yellow”. From the article:
As soon as the man on stage [...]

On No!!!! It is the Gay Bomb!!!

I think I have officially heard it all.
The Air Force wanted seven million dollars to develop a bomb that would work as an aphrodisiac which would make enemy troops irresistible to each other. I guess their logic is that once this bomb is dropped the opposing soldiers would just drop trow and start blowing each [...]

How to prove you are you

(Thanks for all the feedback yesterday, I am still mulling everything over but I appreciate that so many people checked in with their opinion.)
While at the DMV the other day getting my car registered for NYS, I overhead the following conversation:
Dude: Yeah so I lost my license and I know I need to show proof [...]

Vulva: Capture the Smell

I am so psyched.  There is a new scent on the market that is made to smell like a woman’s vagina!  It’s called, quite creatively I might add, Vulva.

As you can see, it comes in a little coke vial, which is fitting really, since vagina is maybe the most addictive drug ever created.  The creators [...]

Okay so what is the moral call on this?

I’m kind of up in the air about something that happened to me last night and I figured I would let the people that read this blog decide on this issue. I seriously have been thinking about this and can’t decide what is the right course. For some reason I am allowing you to be [...]