I think I have officially heard it all.
The Air Force wanted seven million dollars to develop a bomb that would work as an aphrodisiac which would make enemy troops irresistible to each other. I guess their logic is that once this bomb is dropped the opposing soldiers would just drop trow and start blowing each [...]
(Thanks for all the feedback yesterday, I am still mulling everything over but I appreciate that so many people checked in with their opinion.)
While at the DMV the other day getting my car registered for NYS, I overhead the following conversation:
Dude: Yeah so I lost my license and I know I need to show proof [...]
I’m kind of up in the air about something that happened to me last night and I figured I would let the people that read this blog decide on this issue. I seriously have been thinking about this and can’t decide what is the right course. For some reason I am allowing you to be [...]
Recently I was reading an article about successful blogs and websites and there was a discussion about I Can Has Cheezburger, a site that has been making money hand over fist, estimates (at the low end) are at $5,600 a month for a site that launched in January.
Now some of you might not be familiar [...]
For those of you who don’t know, which is probably like 90% of you, I have recently moved into the top search term in google for “Scott Baio small penis”… I know you are all jealous.
To trumpet this fact I figured that I would put out a press release for all the world to know [...]
Being back in Western, NY I get to reconnect with an idiot quotient that can only be found in the males that reside in this fine section of the state.
You see there is a disease in Western New York, the complete and utter lack of any ability for a guy to dress themselves.
Now I can [...]
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