That is a lot of room for one person

The housing issue seems to be solved as I have found a kick ass apartment. Hardwood floors, nice looking, washer and dryer hookup, off street parking, good location, great price… but there is one problem it has three bedrooms.
Now let me remind you I just moved cross country for grad school with my laptop, clothes, [...]

Soledad O’Brien is a Cock Tease

I am sitting here watching a special report on CNN about the criminally insane hosted by Soledad O’Brien and I have come to the conclusion that she is a total and utter cock tease.

This morning I was sitting here with the TV on in the background as I got some work done and was drawn [...]

Really Arkansas, Really

Apparently lawmakers in Arkansas made a mistake in a bill passed this year that allows anyone in Arkansas to marry, no matter what the age, as long as they have parental consent. According to this article, lawmakers designed the bill to establish 18 as the legal age to marry along with allowing pregnant teens to [...]

The Worst Thing That Can Happen at Another House

I was talking with my friend the other day about what would be the most embarrassing thing that could happen at another person’s house. Removing the totally odd from the equation, like having a friend walk in on you going through his girlfriend’s pantie drawer while wearing a pair on your head, we have narrowed [...]

Me Plus Female Roommate Equals Sexy Time

There are certain things that happen in the world today that we can count on:

Peeps come out during Easter

Zack Braff will make a movie that makes men look like pussies

Every week someone will show their tits and pole dance on “Rock of Love”

(Look Brett, another skank half your age is drunk and on the pole [...]

Karaoke Can Lead to Assault

This could possibly be the single greatest news story I have ever read.
A 21 year old spitfire that the article described as a “little hippie girl” went totally insane and assaulted a karaoke singer when they got on to the stage to sing Coldplay’s “Yellow”. From the article:
As soon as the man on stage [...]