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	<title>Comments on: How I Almost Blinded and Killed Myself in the Shower</title>
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		<title>By: elvis</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/08/27/how-i-almost-blinded-and-killed-myself-in-the-shower/comment-page-2/#comment-38331</link>
		<dc:creator>elvis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True.....well done.  This says it all!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True&#8230;..well done.  This says it all!</p>
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		<title>By: Noelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Noelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I literally had to hold onto my side I was laughing so hard as I read this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I literally had to hold onto my side I was laughing so hard as I read this.</p>
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		<title>By: Death By Cleansing Products (too funny)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Death By Cleansing Products (too funny)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 02:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/08/27/how-i-almost-blinded-and-killed-myself-in-the-shower/comment-page-2/#comment-18170</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the insightful comment on a comedy blog you jackass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the insightful comment on a comedy blog you jackass.</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are an idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are an idiot.</p>
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		<title>By: Corlyss</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/08/27/how-i-almost-blinded-and-killed-myself-in-the-shower/comment-page-2/#comment-17889</link>
		<dc:creator>Corlyss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just because you made the mistake of blinding yourself, doesn&#039;t mean the product isn&#039;t useful.  Most people push buttons cautiously when they don&#039;t know what it does; most people also realize that a beeping following the action of pressing an unfamiliar button means that something is going to happen, especially when there is a spray nozzle located on the contraption.

If you can&#039;t tell where the spray nozzle is aimed, you either need glasses (in which case they would be no use to you in a hot shower) or a nice blinding experience to let you know how these common house-hold items work.  It will serve you well for future ventures in strange showers.

Though, this all could have been avoided if you didn&#039;t touch things you weren&#039;t familiar with, or waited until you were out of the shower to ask your friend about it.  I&#039;m sure, in all of your search, there was another soap or body wash you could have used.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just because you made the mistake of blinding yourself, doesn&#8217;t mean the product isn&#8217;t useful.  Most people push buttons cautiously when they don&#8217;t know what it does; most people also realize that a beeping following the action of pressing an unfamiliar button means that something is going to happen, especially when there is a spray nozzle located on the contraption.</p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t tell where the spray nozzle is aimed, you either need glasses (in which case they would be no use to you in a hot shower) or a nice blinding experience to let you know how these common house-hold items work.  It will serve you well for future ventures in strange showers.</p>
<p>Though, this all could have been avoided if you didn&#8217;t touch things you weren&#8217;t familiar with, or waited until you were out of the shower to ask your friend about it.  I&#8217;m sure, in all of your search, there was another soap or body wash you could have used.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry but that is funny. When has something beeping ever been anything but a warning? Things don&#039;t beep when everything is fine. You should have realized that no good was about to come of this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry but that is funny. When has something beeping ever been anything but a warning? Things don&#8217;t beep when everything is fine. You should have realized that no good was about to come of this.</p>
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		<title>By: Lord Likely</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lord Likely</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel your pain, sir.

I feel amused by it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel your pain, sir.</p>
<p>I feel amused by it.</p>
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		<title>By: <![CDATA[Lauren]]></title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2007/08/27/how-i-almost-blinded-and-killed-myself-in-the-shower/comment-page-2/#comment-12684</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahah i love this...the exact same thing happened to me when my mother put one in my shower. i&#039;m so glad i&#039;m not the only one!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahah i love this&#8230;the exact same thing happened to me when my mother put one in my shower. i&#8217;m so glad i&#8217;m not the only one!</p>
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		<title>By: <![CDATA[Kevin]]></title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s called comedy douchebag</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s called comedy douchebag</p>
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