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Do You Ever

By: Bobby Finstock on 08/24/07 @ 4:00 am

Do you ever read a story about Hayden Panettiere turning 18 and think, “Sweet!”

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After reading that story and seeing some pictures you get some urges…

Later you turn on the TV and flip through the channels and see “Remember the Titans”, which leads you to regret that you just totally rubbed one out?

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I’m not saying I’ve been there, I am just asking you guys… You know, for future reference.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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32 Responses to “Do You Ever”

  1. says:

    That is funny . . . reminds me of the Olsen twins . . . I am sure there are men who thought that might be pedophiles over those two.

  2. says:

    That bird is in some show called Heroes, is she not 18? oh well i was thinking she’d get it.

    That other picture looks very young though.

  3. says:

    That remnds me .I had a friend who went to a website that had a countdown on when the Olsen Twins would turn 18……….um yeah as I think about it now..thats kinda fucked up

  4. says:

    lol isnt she dating mario whats his name. the guy from save by the bell

  5. says:

    Yeah, I wonder how long until she starts crashing her car in a drunken mess all over Hollywood…

  6. says:

    [quote post="687"]Yeah, I wonder how long until she starts crashing her car in a drunken mess all over Hollywood…[/quote]

    I think she’s one of the few young ones who seems to have her head on straight. I hope I’m right! She’s gorgeous and a really good actress!

  7. says:

    You mean gettin worked up over lets say Hillary Duff, just to remember she starred in that kids Disney show,”Lizzy McGuire” or worse yet played Wendi in a Casper movie when she was like 10! or maybe watchin Drew Barrymoore gettin dirty in Charlies Angels , just to see her in E.T. and think I didn’t just do that!

  8. says:

    The only thing I can say is my naughty thoughts were raging seeing Natalie Portman in “Beautiful Girls”. Then I saw her in “Closer” and I felt “better”.

  9. says:

    Great blog!

    I’m just going to go change into my swim suit before we jump into the hot tub. Why don’t you have a glass of sweet-tea while I send Chris Hansen in?

  10. says:

    SAVE THE CHEERLEADER!!! SAVE THE WORLD!!! NOT BOP THE CHEERLEADER AND SAVE YOUR HAND!!! LMAO

  11. says:

    This is a hot spot huh? I’m going to bookmark this site. The engagement story below is really spectacular. It makes me wonder about life and women in general…

  12. says:

    Dirty, dirty boy.

  13. says:

    Probably the same people who are counting the days before the Harry Potter girls turn legal…

  14. says:

    Forget about it. Every person in the history of mankind has been 6 at one point. Now that she’s legal, rub two out to her image. Just don’t use that second image…that would be wrong…on many levels…

  15. says:

    She’s a beautiful girl…and she’ll be an even more beautiful woman. But yeah, it’s hard for me to see former child stars as sexy even when they’ve grown way beyond that. To me, Drew Barrymore will always be that little girl from E.T.

  16. says:

    she loves the cock

  17. says:

    I was waiting for Webster to grow up…first I found out that he was older than me…secondly…he didn’t get any taller, he only got rounder…how depressing.

  18. says:

    [quote comment="4737"]Probably the same people who are counting the days before the Harry Potter girls turn legal…[/quote]
    Are there any girls doing this?

  19. says:

    That chick from Remember The Titans is turning 18? I always thought she had potential for hotness.

  20. says:

    Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed…

  21. says:

    [quote post="687"]Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed…[/quote]

    Someone needs bitch-slapped considering some girls “bleed” as young as eight despite the average age of menses starting being eleven.

    My “dateline” for thinking naughty thoughts shifted from eighteen to twenty-one once I hit thirty. When I start looking my age, I’ll change it (older) again.

  22. says:

    if theres grass on the field, play ball

  23. says:

    A collective cheer heard round LA’s young crowd

  24. says:

    I’d hit it. I always said she’d turn out to be hot.

  25. says:

    [quote comment="4759"]I’d hit it. I always said she’d turn out to be hot.[/quote]

    I love how you think

  26. says:

    [quote comment="4726"]lol isnt she dating mario whats his name. the guy from save by the bell[/quote]
    Nope. Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff (his partner on Dancing W/the Stars) moved in together a few months ago.

  27. says:

    [quote comment="4746"]if theres grass on the field, play ball[/quote]Seriously, between this and the bleed/breed comment, I’m thinking that a lot of guys aren’t as knowledgeable about the female body as they’d like to think they are. Or at least I hope it’s just ignorance, otherwise you have major problems. Girls mature faster than boys, and as someone else pointed out, there can be bleeding as young as 8. There can also be “grass on the field” around 9 or 10, which most people agree isn’t an appropriate age to “play ball”. *shudder*

    BTW, Kevin, you’re ok for having dirty thoughts about Hayden. She’s still young but if she’s legal, it’s A-ok. It doesn’t make you a pedophile. Just makes you a guy that notices pretty girls.

  28. says:

    She’s hot now that you mentioned it. I never got that watching heroes though. Maybe it was the red panties pic?

    I’m new here so I mosie down to post #2 and see chicks at a stripping pole . . . hmm this could be decent.

  29. says:

    harry potter is legal!! i mean, uhhh, yeah. he is though. i only know this because i heard that it means he finally gets his millions of dollars. so yeah, maybe women were counting that down ;)

  30. says:

    if there’s grass on the field, play ball.
    if there’s no grass on the field, play in the mud…..

    on a more serious and less perverse note, i’d teach hayden a thing or two given the chance, and the fact that she was at one point a young child doesnt bother me in the least, its kinda like meeting the parents of your significant other and they bring out the baby pictures.

    no diference really.

  31. Wolf80 says:

    Totally agree on the Kirsten Dunst comparisons. ,

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