Comments on: Please Keep Your Engagement Story to Yourself

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kim — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:02:36 +0000

Now THATS an engagement story. How was the wedding night?

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Kevin — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:04:11 +0000

[quote comment="4766"]I think the ending of the story should be: She grabs the ring with her tongue, puts the ring on the other chicks finger, says Yes to the guy, does the Strap On thing, while he watches and after she is done, passionatly kisses the female, gets up, gets dressed and starts to walk out the door with the chick, and says “Thanks for opening my eyes to the real dumb f–k you are! Thanks for the ring!” and leaves with the female.[/quote]

That would have been a hell of a lot better… damn it.

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Susan — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:00:43 +0000

I think the ending of the story should be: She grabs the ring with her tongue, puts the ring on the other chicks finger, says Yes to the guy, does the Strap On thing, while he watches and after she is done, passionatly kisses the female, gets up, gets dressed and starts to walk out the door with the chick, and says “Thanks for opening my eyes to the real dumb f–k you are! Thanks for the ring!” and leaves with the female.

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supernik — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:30:21 +0000

i have to admit i would have totally said yes!!! that is soo sweet!! love it! bringing home a stripper!!

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JACC — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:50:08 +0000

This almost makes me want to get married again.

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meleah rebeccah — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:44:19 +0000

hysterical

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Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:18:30 +0000

Sorry, but I will take anyones engagement story ANY DAY over child or baby stories!

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Jayne — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:12:37 +0000

Sounds like you’ve found your perfect match.

Congratulations!

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Poker Vixen — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:08:44 +0000

“Romantic” stories like that make me think ‘terminally single’ is a great way to go.

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Crunky — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:00:08 +0000

I like your story, but somehow I don’t think it would lower the divorce rate. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with some romance and creativity provided that you’ve been together long enough to realize love is not “pure joy” as the idiot on that eHarmony commercial says.

I give my fiance a lot of credit for the way he proposed, especially since he saved up for it for almost 2 years and somehow kept me in the dark even after receiving blessings from my entire gossipy family: We had a Valentine’s road trip, and I picked a random place to visit. On Valentine’s, we started to go out to dinner and changed our minds. Instead, we got some grub from Wal-Mart and stayed in veggin’ out, sittin’ in the hot tub, and watchin’ the MC Hammer story. Two days later, we were having some last minute fun before we drove 1200 miles back home. We watched dolphins and took a cold, windy walk on the beach which ended with him on one knee at a sand castle reading, “Tricia, Will You Marry Me?”

How’s that for sappy?