Comments on: Please Keep Your Engagement Story to Yourself

By: krista

krista — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:30:59 +0000

We went to a burger joint, he slid the ring across the table and said. “I swear I won’t fuck it up.” We’re married 4 years now. End Story :>)

Not so bad to hear huh?

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kim — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:02:36 +0000

Now THATS an engagement story. How was the wedding night?

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Kevin — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:04:11 +0000

[quote comment="4766"]I think the ending of the story should be: She grabs the ring with her tongue, puts the ring on the other chicks finger, says Yes to the guy, does the Strap On thing, while he watches and after she is done, passionatly kisses the female, gets up, gets dressed and starts to walk out the door with the chick, and says “Thanks for opening my eyes to the real dumb f–k you are! Thanks for the ring!” and leaves with the female.[/quote]

That would have been a hell of a lot better… damn it.

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Susan — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:00:43 +0000

I think the ending of the story should be: She grabs the ring with her tongue, puts the ring on the other chicks finger, says Yes to the guy, does the Strap On thing, while he watches and after she is done, passionatly kisses the female, gets up, gets dressed and starts to walk out the door with the chick, and says “Thanks for opening my eyes to the real dumb f–k you are! Thanks for the ring!” and leaves with the female.

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supernik — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:30:21 +0000

i have to admit i would have totally said yes!!! that is soo sweet!! love it! bringing home a stripper!!

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JACC — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:50:08 +0000

This almost makes me want to get married again.

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meleah rebeccah — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:44:19 +0000

hysterical

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Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:18:30 +0000

Sorry, but I will take anyones engagement story ANY DAY over child or baby stories!

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Jayne — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:12:37 +0000

Sounds like you’ve found your perfect match.

Congratulations!

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Poker Vixen — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:08:44 +0000

“Romantic” stories like that make me think ‘terminally single’ is a great way to go.