The housing issue seems to be solved as I have found a kick ass apartment. Hardwood floors, nice looking, washer and dryer hookup, off street parking, good location, great price… but there is one problem it has three bedrooms.
Now let me remind you I just moved cross country for grad school with my laptop, clothes, and golf clubs. I kind of have a lot of room to fill. Conventional wisdom tells me that I should make one room an office and another room an extra bedroom. But honestly, who wants to do that?
So I decided to draft up a list of options for my room. Just so you know I am totally open to suggestions.
Sexual Dungeon- What says house warming party more than a torture rack and riding crop? I don’t know if I could pull of a sex dungeon though, I’m more of a plush room with mirrors on the ceiling type of guy.
A hydroponic farm- You know so I can grow tomatoes and sell them at “street value”.
A shrine to Bea Arthur- It won’t creep any potential girlfriends out… I am sure of it.
My time out room- A child’s chair in the middle of the room with nothing else in it… For when I have been bad.
Game room- Twister mats on the floor, a table set up with Risk on it, and a trash bag of monopoly money to make it rain.
A reading room- Just so I can say, “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
The official Elizabeth Kucinich library- I am still trying to figure out how Dennis Kucinich could have such a hot wife?
A “workout” room- I want a medicine ball… sue me.
Do you have any ideas on what I should do with the room?