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Soledad O’Brien is a Cock Tease

By: Bobby Finstock on 08/21/07 @ 3:00 am

I am sitting here watching a special report on CNN about the criminally insane hosted by Soledad O’Brien and I have come to the conclusion that she is a total and utter cock tease.

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This morning I was sitting here with the TV on in the background as I got some work done and was drawn in when she said “passage” and totally over emphasized “ass”.

From that point on I watched the show like a hawk and watched as that pants suited O’Brien interviewed multiple guests including the mentally ill. Little did I know is that these people were totally sane until they met up with her, their lust and desire to get into her pants suite caused them to become mentally ill.

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The longer I watched O’Brien the more I became entranced with her enunciation of certain words and the constant look of concern on her face.

At one point I thought she turned to the TV and asked me if I wanted to watch her shake ta-tas. For a second I thought it was real but I realized that it was probably be hallucinating from my extreme lack of sleep. Plus she doesn’t strike me as someone that says ta-tas, I have her pegged for someone that would say “love mounds”.

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Deep down inside I know you want me Soledad, we need to make this happen.

Soledad O’Brien hot or not? Have you ever been so tired that you thought the tv was talking to you?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

26 Responses to “Soledad O’Brien is a Cock Tease”

  1. says:

    I’d bang her…I’ve never heard of her before though…

    And I’m ALWAYS that tired….Try working 3rd shift…

  2. says:

    She is hot – even back in the day when she was just a mere computer/internet tech reporter on MSNBC back in the day. Hell is was why I watched cable news.

    You mean the T.V. isn’t interactive? The who have I…, uh nevermind. Go back to work, nothing to see here, move along

  3. says:

    Er, no, the Tv has never spoken to me. Whenever I see Soledad on the news all I can do is wonder why her parents hated her, the hot part is overlooked.

  4. says:

    [quote comment="4603"]Er, no, the Tv has never spoken to me. Whenever I see Soledad on the news all I can do is wonder why her parents hated her, the hot part is overlooked.[/quote]

    She is an evil seductress that is why they hated her

  5. says:

    [quote comment="4602"]She is hot – even back in the day when she was just a mere computer/internet tech reporter on MSNBC back in the day. Hell is was why I watched cable news.

    You mean the T.V. isn’t interactive? The who have I…, uh nevermind. Go back to work, nothing to see here, move along[/quote]

    Apparently it is not interactive… I have been lied to

  6. says:

    [quote comment="4601"]I’d bang her…I’ve never heard of her before though…

    And I’m ALWAYS that tired….Try working 3rd shift…[/quote]

    Wait there is more than one shift?

  7. says:

    Oh, I have moments where I think the t.v. is talking to me, and then I realize it’s just the surround sound and one stray voice came through the speaker right by my head. That happens a lot, actually, especially during football you’ll hear some random comment from the crowd, like, “yeah get me a beer while I’m in the bathroom”. That’s pretty weird…

  8. says:

    [quote comment="4607"]Oh, I have moments where I think the t.v. is talking to me, and then I realize it’s just the surround sound and one stray voice came through the speaker right by my head. That happens a lot, actually, especially during football you’ll hear some random comment from the crowd, like, “yeah get me a beer while I’m in the bathroom”. That’s pretty weird…[/quote]

    That can be a problem

  9. says:

    My Ex-husband (That bastard), only watched CNN in the mornings to watch Robin Meade…and then will go take a shower.hmmm????

  10. says:

    Soledad is so hot, I’d like to have her in soledad.

    Poke

  11. says:

    No. But Keith Olbermann is one sexy mofo!

  12. says:

    The tv talks to me at times, I can ask a question to someone and the tv at times will give me an answer.

  13. says:

    Upon further ponderation I’m thinking Anderson Cooper is one helluva vajay tease. I’d hit that!

  14. says:

    [quote comment="4611"]No. But Keith Olbermann is one sexy mofo![/quote]

    Oooohhh, yeah, Keith. I’d give it up for Keith.

  15. says:

    oh the vile things i’d to to a # of newscasters……
    but no, i’m stuck being a single 21 year old college student slaving away in a kitchen at all hours of the night while other people my age are at the bar attempting to pick up women…….

    life just isnt fair.

    but i get to spend the night picking up servers, and trust me, its way more fun in a high stress environment.

    as for the TV being interactive…..
    ever seen kentucky fried movie?

  16. says:

    oh, did you mention keith olbermann? that man can tease me anytime… although, i do feel sort of wrong saying that. i know what you mean, kevin — it does seem that the pretty ones have some extra mouth moving and tongue-rolling…

  17. says:

    [quote comment="4613"]Upon further ponderation I’m thinking Anderson Cooper is one helluva vajay tease. I’d hit that![/quote]

    He most certainly is. Get in line, LOL ;) HOOOOOOOT.

    The TV has yet to talk to me, although I yell at it all of the time *nods*

  18. says:

    I too work third shift…..so yes, I am usually that tired. We third shifters don’t get too much sleep. I keep trying to get my TV to sing me to sleep, and it usually disagrees and plays a movie that I don’t want to watch and yet get so drawn into it I can’t turn it off.

    But yes, she is hot.

  19. says:

    [quote comment="4609"]My Ex-husband (That bastard), only watched CNN in the mornings to watch Robin Meade…and then will go take a shower.hmmm????[/quote]

    My ex-husband (another bastard) dated Robin Meade in high school and felt the need to remind me EVERY fucking time I caught him ogling her on CNN.

  20. says:

    Soledad makes me hotter for her when her hair is up. Don’t know why, don’t care. She’s just pretty darn hot.

    Anderson Cooper is my baby’s daddy, so everyone else must go to the back of the line for that. And the more I thought about Keith Olbermann, the more I found him attractive. Jesus, what is this?

  21. says:

    [quote comment="4613"]Upon further ponderation I’m thinking Anderson Cooper is one helluva vajay tease. I’d hit that![/quote]

    Too bad that dude is gay…Haha..

  22. says:

    I’m gay, but even I find myself staring blankly at her and not hearing a word she’s saying sometimes. No hallucinations yet though. She hasn’t lured me that far into her tawdry web. (LMAO @ “love mounds”)

    And yeah I get the same impression about Anderson Cooper that you do.

  23. says:

    I mean that King Steve does.

  24. says:

    You need a woman and sleep possibly in that order. You can get some really good hallucinations if you drive too long without sleep. Shadow cars, moving figures and phantom cars turning to posts on the side of the road for instance are some that have occurred to me before they changed the amount of hours you could be called upon to work without rest. 72 hours with 3 hours sleep my record that I never wish to repeat. TV isnt meant to talk to you it is meant to lull you into a vegetative state to forget your pitiful life and dead end job.

  25. says:

    [quote comment="4627"][quote comment="4613"]Upon further ponderation I’m thinking Anderson Cooper is one helluva vajay tease. I’d hit that![/quote]

    Too bad that dude is gay…Haha..[/quote]

    It wouldn’t matter, we’re talking about Anderson Cooper. They make rufies for that. ;)

  26. Playboy69 says:

    I WILL PUT A BABY IN SOLEDAD O’BRIEN SEXY ASS… SHE IS THE HOTTEST ANCHOR ON TV!!! DANA JACOBSON IS THE HOTTEST ESPN ANCHOR…SO DANA JACOBSON & SOLEDAD O’BRIEN CAN OPEN A NEW A 24-HOUR NETWORK ON MY COCK!!!…LOL!

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