Tame Those Pesky Flapping Boobies
God it sucks to be a woman. PMS, bloating, birthing a child, hot flashes…no wonder most of you are almost impossible to live with. But hey, at least those pesky flapping boobies and the itchy, painful bras you need to wear to control those bad boys will trouble you no more.
That’s because an Israeli company has invented the MIM technique, which implants a permanent bra right into your titty tissue! No shit, look:
Here’s how one of the creators describes the procedure: “What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra,” he continues, “where a strip lies on the shoulder and attaches around the body. We attach it to the ribs instead of to the shoulder, and to the fascia in the lower part of the body.”
They make it sound so simple that I’m even considering having the procedure done to my moobs!
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See that picture is what most women look like underneath. Problem is, that’s what I look like on top. I don’t think the Israelis have come up with a procedure to fix that yet. I’d take flappy titties over exposed fascia anyday. Oh wait, I have those too.
[quote comment="2785"]See that picture is what most women look like underneath. Problem is, that’s what I look like on top. I don’t think the Israelis have come up with a procedure to fix that yet. I’d take flappy titties over exposed fascia anyday. Oh wait, I have those too.[/quote]
Damn, you mean you can see all of your muscles, ribs, and boobies fat, just like in the picture?
[quote comment="2786"][quote comment="2785"]See that picture is what most women look like underneath. Problem is, that’s what I look like on top. I don’t think the Israelis have come up with a procedure to fix that yet. I’d take flappy titties over exposed fascia anyday. Oh wait, I have those too.[/quote]
Damn, you mean you can see all of your muscles, ribs, and boobies fat, just like in the picture?[/quote]
Just like in the picture. But at least I’m real popular with the pre-med students. We have real long “study” sessions.
My gosh what will they come up with next. Tell ya life is tough for us broads. Always got to have everything in place. Another reason for women to go crazy and spend millions to get a procedure done. I wonder if its all worth it because we all up wrinkly and sitting out on a porch somewhere not giving a shit. LOL
[quote comment="2788"]My gosh what will they come up with next. Tell ya life is tough for us broads. Always got to have everything in place. Another reason for women to go crazy and spend millions to get a procedure done. I wonder if its all worth it because we all up wrinkly and sitting out on a porch somewhere not giving a shit. LOL[/quote]
Yeah, but at least your boobs will be perky!
Ya wrinkly perky boobs woohoo! I can see it now honey check out my wrinkly perky boobs I’m sooo hot for ya …. response from Mr Sunset: Whaaaaaaa????
I like bras. They’re not that bad. Look at the girls from Vicki’s. I’d much prefer dropping $40+ on a good bra than a new procedure that might still not work—plus Vicki’s can make your breasts look bigger and fuller and sexier.
Not yours.
Mine.